RETARD RIOT zines, tapes, hip hop, punk rock & oi oi oi in your pants!
- Doctor Ninja & Cheap Little Tart !!! Brand new 60 minute tape of
clock radio madness recorded on a slim-line cassette player
circa 1983 (for that old school effect) Drugs on tape, clock radio
killers, samples your ass to death & love vagina bad! Dr. Ninja &
Cheap Little Tart presents: Retard Riot Rad / C.L.T. Sandwich.
The ruggedest raw electro punk, noise pop madness from the
smoked out streets of Poughkeepsie. Send for yours today!
$4ppd. to Noah 67 Barclay Rd. Clintondale, NY 12515
Contact: foodfortunata@... for the 4 & a 1/2 hour tape
compilation, Wheelchair Full of Old Men's 300th release: The
Haunting Melodies of Your Dad's Ass featuring Punch People
and 99 other "bands" picked at random from the last 300
Wheelchair releases. Three 90 min. tapes! Excruciating!
Cheap Little Tart The newest addition to the Retard Riot
posse! A one man punk rock implosion bringing you the
"The Commandments of Punk" and other magical hits such as:
"Magic Marker Forehead", "My Life is a Complete Waste of Time"
and "Fuck Cars". Get this now and dance the night away to
"Middle Finger Tits".Cheap Little Tart - 60min. cassette send
Date: 05/30/02 04:07:02 AM
Name: Reverend Bryan "Pat Brown" Dunaway
Subject: Demo Review -Cheap Little Tart
IP Address: 22.214.171.124
I ordered this tape about a month ago and I finally received it two
days ago. It is a one man project called Cheap Little Tart. the
cassette had 32 songs of fun on it. This stuff is the funniest thing
that i have ever heard. I Love it so much. The best way I can
describe it is: imagine that the Butthole surfers (Alternative
Tentacles/Touch&Go Era) and GG Allin had a child together, they
gave it up for adoption, and it was adopted by Ween. The songs
cracked me up. He used parts of other bands songs in the
background for his songs. The samples he included were "Too
Drunk To Fuck" by the Dead Kennedys, "Fast Cars" by thr
Buzzcocks, "Hey Suburbia" by Screeching weasel, and many
many more. I think I even heard some Elvis Costello in there if
I'm not mistaken.I highly recommend this tape to people. He
also has a zine called "Retard Riot". You should check it out. If
you have $3 to spare send it to:
67 Barclay Road
Clintondale, NY 12515
Tell him Dunaway sent you!
Yeah, Retard Riot Radio reps Poughkeepsie, Power Kingdom
n'all that. 91.3 FM WVKR Vassar College (No I didn't go there.)
The best punk & underground hip hop show ever (Just ask the
fans.) We've had crazy guests up there like Cage, Space, Masai
Bey - The Weathermen, BMS - Company Flow. Plus we had a lot
of drops, freestyles & exclusives from Ill Bill, Necro, Cage, Black
Moon, The Casualties, Nuasea, Blanks 77, Bobbito, Rollins,
Non Phixion, The Weathermen, RZA, Gravediggaz, Heltah
Sketah, The Arsonists, Kool Kieth, and much more. Tons of rare
Killed By Death type punk stuff too. Tapes are
available. 90 min. for $5ppd.
-Noah 67 Barclay Rd. Clintondale NY 12515
Send records for future airplay.
Doctor Ninja's new album "Bad Smells" is now available from
Retard Riot Productions. 90 minutes of toasting dub reggae-
raps, electro, reverb-retard stylee! Yeah Boyeeeeeeee! Sound
bwoy gwan dead! You should probably take
drugs while you listen to this. The audio equivalent of being
$3ppd. for Doctor Ninja's "Bad Smells" today!
Noah 67 Barclay Rd. Clintondale, NY 12515 Also still available:
Cheap Little Tart, Punch People, Kill the Hippies, every episode
of Retard Riot Radio, Punx Invasion & Underground Hip Hop
compilations. Send stamps for
catalog & Retard Riot zines.
Retard Riot - the zine. Issues #2 through #6 out now. Send
stamps or trade.
Put it in your pocket, read it on the potty. A punk zine for gangsta
rapperz. Retard Riot: printed with toxic ink on edible paper!
Drawings, comics, reviews, graffiti and more.
Noah 67 Barclay Road Clintondale, NY 12515
Bands/Labels/ Zines! Retard Riot - the zine. Send us your music
/ zines for review. Punk, Hip-Hop, Oi!, Electro, and Punk. Send
vinyl! (we review CD-R's & tapes too). Send stamps or trade for
issues #2 - #6. Looking for submissions for the special "Rocky
Dennis" issue, a tribute to the kid with the gigantic
head and a heart of gold, played by Eric Stoltz in the 1985 film,
Noah 67 Barclay Road Clintondale, NY 12515