FRIENDS OF THE EMPTY LIFE COMICY AND WEBBY EMPIRE
DIGEST #2<br>THE NEW OFFICIAL EMPTY LIFE SITE IS AT
<a href=http://www.emptylife.com target=new>http://www.emptylife.com</a><br><br>That�s right! We�ve got the new domain name bullshit.
<a href=http://www.emptylife.com target=new>http://www.emptylife.com</a> Pretty cool, huh? It�s easier for all us burn
outs to remember than that old long one. What was it?
Ah forget it. Please update your links, favorites,
and/or bookmarks now. <br><br>As the big bad year 2000
draws to a close with hardly a whimper, Empty Life
Publishing is readying itself to release not one but two new
booklets for your consumption:<br><br>First, watch the
site for the release of �Castration� in a few weeks.
This thick little mini comic boasts new work by Mike
Tolento and comic artist cum porn producer Sam Stern all
about women and why men are powerless against them.
<br><br>Then, by year�s end the long awaited fifteenth issue of
�Empty Life Comics� will be dropped. It will feature a
chilling wordless tale of supernatural contact, a Prick Da
Mouse piece, and the usual array of twisted fun you�ve
grown to crave.<br><br>Don�t forget, both Mike T and
Lynne of Java Turtle will be guests of honor at APE at
the Fort Mason Center in San Francisco on February 17
and 18. Come by our booth, meet us, greet us, roast
us, buy some new stuff to read, but don�t piss us
off. Capice?<br><br>I�ve been working on my actual
comics of late. As a result, updates to the site may
seem sporadic. The Little Dickens is right there on
the brink folks. The Little Dickens Bastard Gallery,
which features YOUR artistic interpretations of The
Little Dickens has really grown. We�re up to 14 total
works. Kurt Wolfgang is currently crushing all
competition in the Bastard Gallery Popularity Contest. Greedy
bastard. Keep voting though. It ain�t over �til it�s over.
And the winner will get...something...yeah. Mike�s
Memoirs. Assblaster Reviews. You know the drill. There�s
simply an enormous amount of new shit on the site since
the last digest.<br><br>Go look at the animated
version of Why Man Must Work starring Prick Da Mouse
created and presented by Phony Lid at
<a href=http://www.fyuocuk.com/work.html target=new>http://www.fyuocuk.com/work.html</a><br>And buy the book Bitchslapped by Catfish McDaris and
me at <a href=http://www.amazon.com target=new>http://www.amazon.com</a><br><br>Been getting a
lot of sweet comix that you alls want me to review.
So much cool shit. Sometimes I can�t find the words
to do them justice. I�ve been