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269EMPTY LIFE (wussup list?!)

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  • miketolento
    Oct 1, 2000
      <a href=http://www.emptylife.com target=new>http://www.emptylife.com</a><br><br>That�s right! We�ve got the new domain name bullshit.
      <a href=http://www.emptylife.com target=new>http://www.emptylife.com</a> Pretty cool, huh? It�s easier for all us burn
      outs to remember than that old long one. What was it?
      Ah forget it. Please update your links, favorites,
      and/or bookmarks now. <br><br>As the big bad year 2000
      draws to a close with hardly a whimper, Empty Life
      Publishing is readying itself to release not one but two new
      booklets for your consumption:<br><br>First, watch the
      site for the release of �Castration� in a few weeks.
      This thick little mini comic boasts new work by Mike
      Tolento and comic artist cum porn producer Sam Stern all
      about women and why men are powerless against them.
      <br><br>Then, by year�s end the long awaited fifteenth issue of
      �Empty Life Comics� will be dropped. It will feature a
      chilling wordless tale of supernatural contact, a Prick Da
      Mouse piece, and the usual array of twisted fun you�ve
      grown to crave.<br><br>Don�t forget, both Mike T and
      Lynne of Java Turtle will be guests of honor at APE at
      the Fort Mason Center in San Francisco on February 17
      and 18. Come by our booth, meet us, greet us, roast
      us, buy some new stuff to read, but don�t piss us
      off. Capice?<br><br>I�ve been working on my actual
      comics of late. As a result, updates to the site may
      seem sporadic. The Little Dickens is right there on
      the brink folks. The Little Dickens Bastard Gallery,
      which features YOUR artistic interpretations of The
      Little Dickens has really grown. We�re up to 14 total
      works. Kurt Wolfgang is currently crushing all
      competition in the Bastard Gallery Popularity Contest. Greedy
      bastard. Keep voting though. It ain�t over �til it�s over.
      And the winner will get...something...yeah. Mike�s
      Memoirs. Assblaster Reviews. You know the drill. There�s
      simply an enormous amount of new shit on the site since
      the last digest.<br><br>Go look at the animated
      version of Why Man Must Work starring Prick Da Mouse
      created and presented by Phony Lid at
      <a href=http://www.fyuocuk.com/work.html target=new>http://www.fyuocuk.com/work.html</a><br>And buy the book Bitchslapped by Catfish McDaris and
      me at <a href=http://www.amazon.com target=new>http://www.amazon.com</a><br><br>Been getting a
      lot of sweet comix that you alls want me to review.
      So much cool shit. Sometimes I can�t find the words
      to do them justice. I�ve been
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