Not many years ago there is a beautiful kingdom with a beautiful name Sossmoor. Sossmoor is governed by a glorious emperor called HSG. Sossmoor kingdom is composed by 18 villages, each has 18 to 18 hundred castles where HSG’s subjects live. 18 villages are managed by 18 village heads.
Emperor HSG loves beautiful new clothes so much that he thinks new clothes are the best interests of his subjects. Last year he decided a new robe called Ivent Denter, now he is anxious waiting the ID completion ceremony.
Early this year a weaver called Domcast came to Sossmoor and presented emperor HSG a new suit called Bulk Pricing, BP.
"It would be wonderful to have my subjects enjoying this suit.” thought emperor HSG. So he asked village heads to consider the suit.
Even though none of these village heads is incompetent or stupid, only two wealthiest villages adopted the idea. The other 16 got confused and feared oil spilling.
A crotchety old man shouted: “It’s not a suit, it’s a fundoshi of 5% coverage!”
Frown by the politically incorrect comment, emperor HSG is thinking: “Should I go on the procession or ask Doncast to make a 100% coverage gown?”