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    HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA: Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That s MUMBAI ... Scenario 2
    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 19, 2010
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      HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA:

       

      Scenario 1

      Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

      That's MUMBAI

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      Scenario 2

      Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on

      their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

      You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!

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      Scenario 3

      Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.

      The first two get together and beat him up.

      That's DELHI

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      Scenario 4

      Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

      A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

      That's AHMEDABAD

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      Scenario 5

      Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.

      He writes a software program to stop the fight.

      But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.

      That's BANGALORE

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      Scenario 6

      Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

      A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..

      Peace settles in...

      That's CHENNAI

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      Scenario 7

      Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth

      and they start arguing about who's right.

      You are in KOLKATA

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      Scenario 8

      Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,

      "don't fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting".

      That's KERALA !

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      And the best one is ....

      Scenario 9

      Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.

      All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.

      You are in GOA !!!______________


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