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  • alexx52
    I don t remember where I originally heard this one. I believe it was an action movie. If you love something set it free If it doesn t come back hunt it down
    Message 1 of 3 , May 31, 2007
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      I don't remember where I originally heard this one. I believe it
      was an action movie.

      If you love something set it free
      If it doesn't come back
      hunt it down and kill it.

      --- In youarenotalonegetadvice@yahoogroups.com, Beautiful
      <beautiful_rainbow2001us@...> wrote:
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > ORIGINAL QUOTE
      > if you love someone, Set him free...
      > If he comes back, he's yours,
      > If he doesn't, it was never meant to be....
      >
      >
      > THE NEW VERSIONS...
      > Pessimist:
      > if you love someone, Set him free ...
      > If he ever comes back, he's yours,
      > If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.
      > Whatever gave you the idea that he
      > would anyway?
      >
      > Optimist:
      > If you love someone, Set him free ...
      > Don't worry, he'll come back.
      >
      > Suspicious:
      > If you love someone, Set him free ...
      > If he ever comes back, ask him why.
      >
      > Impatient:
      > If you love someone, Set him free ...
      > If he doesn't come back within a week
      > forget it.
      >
      > Patient:
      > If you love someone, Set him free ...
      > If he doesn't come back put your life on
      > hold and sit and wait.
      >
      > Playful:
      > If you love someone, Set him free ...
      > If he comes back, and if you love him still,
      > set him free again, repeat*
      >
      > The Human Ecologist:
      > If you love someone, Set him free,
      > In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
      >
      > Lawyers:
      > If you love someone, Set him free,
      > Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a - 1 in the
      > second amendment of the Matrimonial
      > Freedom
      > Act clearly states that...
      >
      > Bill Gates :
      > If you love someone, Set him free,
      > If he comes back, I think we can charge
      > him for re-installation fees and
      > tell him that he's also going to get an
      > upgrade.
      >
      > Biologist :
      > if you love someone, Set him free, he'll
      > evolve.
      >
      > Statisticians :
      > If you love someone, Set him free,
      > If he loves you, the probability of his
      > coming back is high.
      > If he doesn't, your relation was
      > improbable anyway.
      >
      > Schwarzenegger's fans:
      > If you love someone, Set him free,
      > HE'LL BE BACK!
      >
      > Over possessive person:
      > If you love someone, don't set him free.
      >
      > The FBI agent:
      > If you love someone, set him free.
      > Then put bug on his phone and
      > surveillance cameras in his house.
      >
      > The Pathetic:
      > If you love someone, set him free.
      > Who wants to be stuck with a loser like
      > you anyway?
      >
      > The Lawyer:
      > If you love someone, set him free.
      > Then sue him for emotional distress.
      >
      > The Psycho:
      > if you love someone, set him free.
      > If he doesn't come back shoot him.
      >
      > The geeky programmer:
      > IF you love someone THEN set him free
      > END IF DO UNTIL he comes back
      > wait END DO .
      >
      >
      >
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    • Elvie Bohol Estrera
      This is fun ,the version I would choose is the statisticians version it explained a lot of me... Beautiful wrote: ORIGINAL
      Message 2 of 3 , Jun 1, 2007
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        This is fun ,the version  I would choose is the statisticians version it explained a lot of me...
         

        Beautiful <beautiful_rainbow2001us@...> wrote:


        ORIGINAL QUOTE
        if you love someone, Set him free...
        If he comes back, he's yours,
        If he doesn't, it was never meant to be....


        THE NEW VERSIONS...
        Pessimist:
        if you love someone, Set him free ...
        If he ever comes back, he's yours,
        If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.
        Whatever gave you the idea that he
        would anyway?

        Optimist:
        If you love someone, Set him free ...
        Don't worry, he'll come back.

        Suspicious:
        If you love someone, Set him free ...
        If he ever comes back, ask him why.

        Impatient:
        If you love someone, Set him free ...
        If he doesn't come back within a week
        forget it.

        Patient:
        If you love someone, Set him free ...
        If he doesn't come back put your life on
        hold and sit and wait.

        Playful:
        If you love someone, Set him free ...
        If he comes back, and if you love him still,
        set him free again, repeat*

        The Human Ecologist:
        If you love someone, Set him free,
        In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

        Lawyers:
        If you love someone, Set him free,
        Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a - 1 in the
        second amendment of the Matrimonial
        Freedom
        Act clearly states that...

        Bill Gates :
        If you love someone, Set him free,
        If he comes back, I think we can charge
        him for re-installation fees and
        tell him that he's also going to get an
        upgrade.

        Biologist :
        if you love someone, Set him free, he'll
        evolve.

        Statisticians :
        If you love someone, Set him free,
        If he loves you, the probability of his
        coming back is high.
        If he doesn't, your relation was
        improbable anyway.

        Schwarzenegger' s fans:
        If you love someone, Set him free,
        HE'LL BE BACK!

        Over possessive person:
        If you love someone, don't set him free.

        The FBI agent:
        If you love someone, set him free.
        Then put bug on his phone and
        surveillance cameras in his house.

        The Pathetic:
        If you love someone, set him free.
        Who wants to be stuck with a loser like
        you anyway?

        The Lawyer:
        If you love someone, set him free.
        Then sue him for emotional distress.

        The Psycho:
        if you love someone, set him free.
        If he doesn't come back shoot him.

        The geeky programmer:
        IF you love someone THEN set him free
        END IF DO UNTIL he comes back
        wait  END DO .


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