FF "Ah Don't Feel Sexy" (1/1) PG-13 [Bobby/Rogue]
- Author: Elizabeth Wilde
Title: Ah Don't Feel Sexy
Series: First Love
Distribution: Anybody who has my fic, anyone who asks
me for it,
http://www.geocities.com/aloysiusj/xfic.html [my site]
Disclaimer: I don't own Bobby or Rogue or the X-Men,
so don't sue, please!
Classification: romance, humor
Summary: Bobby and Rogue get creative to bypass the
"no touching" rule.
Feedback: Always! to wilde_moon@...
�Ah don�t feel sexy,� Rogue protested. �Ah feel like
Bobby stared at the bathroom and door and tried to
suppress a laugh. �Yeah, well� you got any better
ideas? I�m open to suggestion. You didn�t go for the
cling wrap idea, so-�
�Don�t you make me come out of this bathroom and
The threat was less-than-convincing, and Bobby found
himself once again forcing back a laugh. �Sorry!� he
called instead, hoping his voice sounded more sincere
to her than it did to him.
�Uh-huh. Maybe I should just go back to my room and
spend the night alone contemplating whether or not I
should throw you outta this school with my bare
This time the threat was even less convincing, but
Bobby didn�t even feel the vaguest need to laugh.
�Don�t you dare, Marie! Not unless you�re coming out
The voice from the bathroom was softer this time.
�Ah�m just about ready. You wearin� gloves?�
Rogue stepped out of the bathroom wearing a long,
silken black robe. Bobby could see the edges of the
bodysuit on her legs, the place where it met the nylon
socks on her feet, the almost see-through black gloves
on her delicate hands, and the sheer black scarf on
her neck. He smiled. �Ready?�
She nodded. �Seems stupid, doesn�t it? Ah mean, most
people just strip down and here Ah end up wearin�
twice as much as Ah usually do!�
�Could be worse.�
Rogue crooked an eyebrow. �How�s that?�
�We could both have to wear it,� he replied with a
Rogue gave him a poisonous glare, then broke into a
giggle. �Damned if Ah can stay mad at you! Stop
bein� so cute and funny for just a minute so Ah can
�Not a chance. You�d end up knocking a hole in my
chest with those powers of yours, then you could fly
off before the cops came! I don�t think so.�
�Maybe not,� she assented. �Nice robe.�
Bobby looked down and then shrugged, choosing to
ignore her sarcasm. �It�s a little old.�
�A little?� Rogue eyed the holes in the elbows and
the generally threadbare appearance of the robe and
smirked. �And my skin�s just uh little dangerous.�
�Okay, so I�ve had it since before I came here,� Bobby
admitted, smiling at his girlfriend. �You happy?�
�Sure am.� Her smile became more serious. �Ah�m
sure, ya know. About this.�
�Alright then.� There was a moment of silence.
�So... now what?�
A wicked grin spread across Bobby�s face. �We
improvise.� He reached for the tie holding her robe
closed and leaned her back onto the bed. �I�m sure we
can figure it all out...�
�So, was it worth the extra layers?� Bobby asked as
Rogue settled her head against his sheet-covered
�Absolutely,� she replied, kissing his shoulder.
He smiled and looked down at her. �God, you�re
Rogue laughed. �Y�know, you�re awful sweet
�Only sometimes?� he feigned a hurt expression.
�Okay, all the time. Just don�t let it get around.�
She laughed and wrapped her arms tighter around him.
�Ah don�t wanna hafta fight off all the other girls in
this place. Too time-consuming.�
�Don�t worry about that. You�re the only one I want,
�Ah know.� She sighed in contentment.
�I love every single thing about you... except maybe
that little piece of Logan still clunking around in
there. That�s scary.�
Rogue flashed him a grin. �Maybe next time I can
growl for ya.�
�Can�t be anymore kinky�n what we just did,� she
reminded him, indicating her far-from-naked body.
�At least it�s see-through.�
Rogue swatted Bobby�s arm. �What am I gonna do with
�I can think of a few suggestions...� he ventured,
wagging his eyebrows suggestively.
Rogue groaned and buried her head in his chest. �Aw,
shuddup and go to sleep. Ah�d like to retain some
dignity by bein� able to walk tomorrow.�
�Fine, fine, have it your way...� He laughed and put
his arms around her. �G�night.�
A moment of silence. �I love you.�
�Ah love you too.�
Well? I don't do smut, so this is as good as it gets
Peace & Love,
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Cyclops: "I'm sorry. My mind must have been...elsewhere."
Jean: "The gutter, perhaps?" ~X-Men #8
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