Title: Fabulous Fatal Felines
Part: 18/? By <A HREF="http://hometown.aol.com/purestarwater"
Previous parts can be found: <A HREF="http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=853687"
The Professor stared gravely at the two kittens. "Why can I hear you?" he
//You do not know?// Bella inquired. //We thought you could talk to all
//No. Just you two.//
//Zat es odd, isn't it Bella?// Fluffy asked.
// Oui, ma soeur. Does that mean WE have, 'ow do you say, powers?//
// I do not know.// The Professor admitted.
// But 'ow do we find out?// Fluffy mewed anxiously.
// I will take you down to the lab to have Hank run some experiments// the
Professor told him as something gray leaped at him.
//Mais non monsieur. We are not lab rats. We will not be forced to run mazes
and be poisoned!// Bella took a malevolent swipe at the Professor's bald
//Poisson? But Bella, what's so wrong with poisson? I'm hungry!//
// Not FISH Fluffy, POISON. You eat it and you die. Ze bald 'eaded man wants
to murder us!// Bella cried frantically. Again she jabbed the Professor with
// Oh. Too bad, and 'e seemed so nice too. Not like ze 'airy man// Fluffy
said sadly. // And I was looking forward to ze fish too.//
// Oui. I do not comprehend America. Ze nice man wants to kill us, and ze
mean man does not// Bella stabbed the Professor again impatiently.
// I DON'T WANT TO KILL YOU!!!// The Professor exclaimed. // I just want to
figure out why I can hear you.//
//'E es lying Bella. I can read 'is mind. I see us being 'eld above a big vat
of... Oh no, c'est too terrible!// Fluffy covered her eyes with her paws.
//Mal bald 'eaded man!// Bella scratched the Professor yet again. // Now you
'ave upset Fluffy. It will take 'ours to calm 'er down!//
"I'm ... you know what? Honestly don't think there's a human name fabulous
enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's lips ... assuming their lips
haven't been torn off." "Glory" - Lessons - BTVS
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