FIC: Say it Like You Mean It
- Title: Say it Like You Mean It
Summary: How much do words really convey feelings?
Warning: Not Beta-read. I own all the miss steaks.
A while ago, Lateo posted a list of insult translations, and it gave
idea. Hey, I bet from the summary some of you though this would be
serious....... Your mission: decide which diss fits which translation.
kiss my ass=I disagree
my ass=I disagree
asshole=not a very nice person
slut=very *friendly* person
Twas a quiet June evening in Weschester. Now, skip over to Charles
School for Gifted Youngsters, and that's anothe story all
Let's take a peak into Kitty Pryde, Jubilation Lee and Rogue's shared
"Get up you smart-not nice person!" an angry Logan shouted at a
"Hold you f**ki*ng horses will you?"
"No, I will not hold my f**ki*ng horses, until you tell me where the
that g*dd**n, girl thingy, Scooter is!"
"Nuts, I don't know where he is. Why don't you ask his little f**k
instead, and let me get some sleep!"
"Watch your mouth kid. Or I'm gonna f**ck*i*ng wash it out with some
soap." Logan admonished before stepping crossing the room to where
"Logan, don't be such a meathead" came the reply from Rogue. The only
who could by right get away with it.
"Stay out of it darlin' this is between me and that stupid girl
pansy, not a nice person thingyhead Scooter."
"Then what the f**k are you doing in here?"
"Getting answers from his little girlfriend. And watch your mouth, or
gonna spank you."
"You'd like that wouldn't it, you dirty, sleeper." Jubilee said,
her comment at Logan.
" Shut your f**ki*ng mouth. You've got no room to talk. Remy tells me
you're a very friendly person."
"Takes one to know one."
"Kitty, where's you're g*dd**n thingysucking, crappy, boyfriend?"
"Yeah Kitty? Where is Mr. Bigthingy?"
"Jubes, stop being such a pregnant dog."
"Sorry, I didn't relise it would offend your f*ck**g virgin ears so
"Well you're being a realy girl thingy, so shut it already!"
"Shut it? What are we in bleedin England now?"
"For the last m*th**f**k*ng time, where is that not nice person
"Oh, that Scooter, he took your bike out for a ride. He didn't think
"I'm gonna kill him. I'll gut him, and then beat him and-
"What grind his bones to break your bread, and huff and puff and blow
"It's kahrma dude, deal."
"Logan, out. Go hunt Scooter down, and let us get some f**k**g sleep!"
Amazingly enough, he did just that.
"Rogue, you really need to get yourself a new boyfriendd. Logan's a
"Or, maybe she likes him for his thingy."
"You're both such girl thingies! Do your minds ever leave the gutter?"
"Fair enough, night."
I know, not really a 'deep' piece, but the damn bunny just wouldn't