FIC: Outtakes and Mistakes 7.5
- Title: Outtakes and Mistakes 7.5
Summary: More Madness
Catagorey: Tis a Sillyfic!
Author�s Notes: So, I �ve had writer�s block here for a bit. So if this is
kinda cheesy, sorry.
Character Assassinations? More than you can shake a stick at!
Scene: Logan has just entered Professor Xavier�s Office.
Charles: Ah Logan. I�m Professor Xavier. Would you like some tea and
Logan: Do I fuckin� look like I want some of that English shit?
Charles: Not really. So, what�s up?
Logan: Where�s the girl?
Charles: Girl? What girl. We have a lot of girls, don�t assume we only
have one. When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.
Logan: Rogue dickhead.
Charles: Rogue Dicknead? I don�t believe I�ve heard of her.
Logan: Fine. Her. Name. Is. Rogue. You. Are. The. Dickhead. Do. I. Make.
Charles: Oh, THAT Rogue. She�s here, she�s fine.
Charles: Well I�m not actually sure at the moment. Let me check, the
student schedules. (Mumbling to self) Let�s see, 10AM, trauma one. Lunch,
1PM, more trauma, 3 PM more trauma, 10P-4AM Get stabbed by Logan, run off,
get kidnapped by Magneto and almost die, be saved by Logan, and back home
and well by 8 AM. (To Logan) No idea.
The door opens and the mutants known as Cyclops, Windy and Jean Grey entered
Charles: �Ah Logan, I believe you�ve already been felt up by Dr. Jean Grey.
And this is Scott �stick-up-the-ass Summers, and Ororo lame-line Monroe.
They kidnapped you and brought you here.�
Logan: �What the hell for?�
Charles: � Well, it�s been somewhat boring here lately. What with the
sentinels and other baddies not being included in the script. So, we needed
a plot device that would bring you here without too many questions being
Logan: �What kinds of questions? Who wants to know? Where in the world is
Carmen Sandiego? �Why?�
Professor Xavier: �Logan, calm down. Thank these two damnit, they saved
Logan crosses over to the other three. Scott sticks out his hand. Logan
takes it and starts shaking. He releases Logan, and grinning hold up his
hand to reveal a �joy buzzer.�
Jean: Scott! You know he has a metal skeleton!
Logan: What?! Come here you little fucker.
With that Scott takes off and Logan gives chase.
Professor Xavier: Well that went over well.
The Prison Scene:
� So Erik, dropped the soap yet?�
�Must you be so childish Charles?�
(Mimicking Erik) �Must you be so childish?�
�Really Charles, your antics are quite unamuseing, would you please just
�Ahha! Checkmate! I win! Oh yeah!� At this point, Charles gets up to
perform a victory dance.
�What the hell? I thought you were paralyzed!�
�Oh that. Well, uh no, I�m just really, really lazy.�
�I should kill you now, just for general principle.�
�No need for that Erik. Besides you couldn�t if you wanted to.�
�Oh really, and what makes you assume that?�
�Well, I won the chess game, and knocked over your king. It�s symbolic.�
�Symbolic of what? It�s a stupid piece of plastic!�
�Symbolic of good vs, evil. It gives me the right to do whatever I damn
well please, and still be loved by the masses because I�m the �good guy.�
�Chess is such a stupid game.�
�You�re the one who wanted to play it, I opted for �Pretty Pretty Princes.�
�Well what kind of a choice is that? Honestly, plastic men or plastic
�Hey, some starving kids in Canada do not even have the luxury of playing
with plastic games. Don�t knock it.�
�Knock it Charles?�
�Yes, Erik you old fart. It means to dis, insult, or hurtle verbal insults
at it. It�s a very ghetto word.�
�Ghetto? What, are you into speaking ebonics now?�
�Hell yeah, mo fo. I�ll put a cap in your ass and bust up your crib homey,
Bryan Singer: CUT! Patrick, that is just not going to work. We can not
have a Ghetto Fabulous professor. It�d be like having a Captain Picard with
hair all right.
Patrick Stewart: Break yourself fool!
Ian McKellan: What?
Patrick Stewart: (rolling eyes) Piss off. Screw you guys, I�m going home.
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