Loading ...
Sorry, an error occurred while loading the content.

Fic: Characteristics of the Wolverine.[PG] (Logan/Jubilee/Rogue)

Expand Messages
  • lateo0
    Title: Characteristics of the Wolverine. Author: Lateo Rating: PG Summery: Characteristics of the Wolverine by Jubilation Lee Disclaimer: Not Mine. Comment:
    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 13, 2002
      Title: Characteristics of the Wolverine.
      Author: Lateo
      Rating: PG
      Summery: Characteristics of the Wolverine by Jubilation Lee
      Disclaimer: Not Mine.
      Comment: This is inspired by Terri's plotbunny asking for a fic based
      on the information about Wolverines at Discovery I also added
      wolverine info from other sources. This is basicly just a silly
      little ficlet. English is not my first language.

      Characteristics of the Wolverine by Jubilation Lee

      The wolverine is known for its vicious nature and willingness to take
      on all comers - a kind of unbeatable junkyard dog of the wild. But
      what is it? Everyone knows the name but few people have ever seen
      one, wild or not. I am going to get close to one subject in order to
      crack the mysteries of wolverine behaviour.

      The Wolverine or Gulo gulo, Skunk Bear is the largest land-dwelling
      member of the family Mustelidae. Wolverine fur is typically a thick,
      glossy dark brown. Some have a light, silvery facial mask witch is
      obvious in some individuals with a pale buff stripe running from the
      shoulders along the animal's side and crossing the rump just above a
      long, bushy tail.

      Needing to investigate this fact and under great personal risk I
      entered it's habitat at the time, also known as the men's showers at
      Xavier's school for the gifted.

      There I found the subject grooming its fur. I was not able to detect
      any white stripes or a tail but it does have a great ass and when it
      discovered my presence (at that point I chose to retreat so not to
      scare the animal) I was also able to establish that wolverines does
      in fact have sharp teeth and three retractable and very sharp claws
      on each paw.

      Because of the stripes along the wolverine's body it is sometimes
      called a skunk bear. It is neither a skunk nor a bear but it is a
      relative of the skunk. That doesn't mean that our wolverine stinks, I
      talked with its mate, the Rogue, who claimed that it has a nice smell
      and bathe frequently.

      Wolverines use there scent to mark their territory and not as a
      defence measure. Their defence is to attack you with their sharp
      claws and teeth. When I asked the subject if it often marked its
      territory it responded by growling and showing its teeth. It also
      accused this researcher of being a brat and finally it fled the
      habitat and was later seen driving away with its mate the Rogue.

      Typically, Wolverines drive animals away from food by baring teeth,
      raising hair on their back, sticking up their bushy tail, and making
      a low growl. This is very true, while investigating whether or not it
      is true that a wolverine's keen nose can smell food under snow. I hid
      the last can of beer from the subject. Its response was as predicted
      and when it finally found the beer in the snow and discovered it was
      frozen. It also washed this resourcers face with snow and accused her
      of immaturity. Fur traders now consider wolverines an endangered
      animal due to the destruction of their habitat and over hunting. But
      this investigator feels that we are lucky only to have one on the

      This might change soon, even though it is believed that the mating
      system of the wolverine is polygamous which means mating with more
      than one of the opposite sex. And this was also the case with this
      subject until its partial taming by the Rogue. Now it only mates with
      the Rogue and does so repeatable. This will eventually lead to cubs
      and so the circle of life continues.
    Your message has been successfully submitted and would be delivered to recipients shortly.