Title: Return of the Easter Bunny 2/2
Disclaimer: Jesus owns Easter, I own Walt, and Marvel owns the rest.
Beta: Karen, thanks. The spelling errors belong to her. Hehehe.
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Author's Notes: Again, I am stealing from myself. (If you would like to
read the orriginal, please e-mail me and I'll hook ya up). This is the
second part of my "Easter Bunny" series.
Logan was in hell, complete and utter hell. He was
surrounded by sickeningly bright colored paper, streamers, and ribbons. A
long line of screaming, whining kids was waiting to sit on his lap. He
grumbled to himself and tried to concentrate on more pleasant matters. For
The one good thing in this mess was that he got to see a lot of Marie. She
was dressed in a cute, yellow chick outfit. Her job was to arrange the kids
on Logan's lap for pictures. This had it's good and bad points. He liked
her being so close to his lap, but the only one he really wanted on his lap
was HER. He sighed and resigned himself to the fact that he'd have to
content himself with the picture she presented whenever she leaned over to
arrange some kid.
In the back of his mind he reminded himself not to enjoy the view too much.
The last thing he needed was to have a hard on with a bunch of kids in his
But still, it was nice to look at the sizeable amount of thigh exposed
whenever her costume rode up. He wondered to himself how she could look so
sexy dressed as a God damn baby chicken! It just wasn't fair. Just as his
own costume was getting a little too hot and tight the clock struck 12,
which meant Logan was free for an hour to eat lunch. He walked into the
makeshift breakroom and grabbed a plate of food to eat. The photographer
shuffled in after him and sat
across from him. His nametag read "Walt".
Walt: So, how's it going, bunny man?
Logan: It's goin'.
Walt who had noticed the Easter bunny scoping out the chick decided to
Walt: So that chick out there, nice piece of ass huh?
Logan: Shut the fuck up man!
Walt: Oh, she your girlfriend? Sorry man.
Logan: Shut the hell up! (tensely) No.
Walt: So, what's your problem then?
Logan: None of your fuckin' business.
Walt: Ok, then you won't mind if I nail her.
Logan: Touch her and die.
Walt chuckled to himself as he regarded the younger looking man. He could
spot denial a mile away.
Walt: Admit it man, you're hot for her.
Logan pounded his fist angrily against the table. Was it that obvious? He
didn't have time to contemplate the situation anymore as Rogue walked into
Rogue: (brightly) Hi Logan! Hi Walt.
Walt: Hey Rogue, (jerking his thumb in Logan's direction) nice friend ya
Rogue: (gushing) I know! Isn't he sweet?
Logan struggled to hide the grin from his lips, but ended up burying his
face in his hands while groaning.
Rogue: (to Walt) He thinks that being called "sweet" is an insult to his
manhood or something. But he really is. Oh! I left my lunch out there,
I'll be right back.
She scampered out of the room and Walt grinned at Logan.
Walt: She likes you man.
Logan: Naw, she doesn't. What would she see in a guy like me?
Walt: Well for one thing, (mimicking Rogue) you're super sweet!
Logan chuckled in spite of himself and an idea dawned on Walt. He grabbed
the third chair from the table and hid it behind a corner. Logan looked at
him with a puzzled statement, but figured Walt would explain.
Rogue reentered the room and strode towards the table.
Rogue: Where'd the chair go?
Walt: Uh, chair, what chair? If you wanna sit down, hop on honey! He said
as he patted his knee.
Logan: Forget it! Marie, you can sit on MY lap.
Rogue walked over to Logan and Walt made his exit He took his chair with
him to ensure his plan would work. Rogue sat down on Logan's lap and opened
Rogue: Thank you, Logan.
Logan: No problem. Besides, you wouldn't really want to sit in some strange
guy's lap would you?
Rogue: No. I only want to sit on your lap.
Logan: (quirking an eyebrow) Oh really?
Rogue: (craning her neck back to look at him) Yes. It's very warm and
Logan: (breathily) I'm glad you approve.
Their eyes lock and they move toward each other's lips, meeting in a tender
kiss. They break away, both looking stunned. They broke apart and were
content just to sit and enjoy each other's company. Rogue sighed contently
and snuggled into his chest, as Logan happily wrapped his arms around her.
Walt walked past the breakroom to steal a look at the new couple. Upon
seeing the bunny and the chick, he smiled and said to himself, "Yep, I do
Lunch ended and Logan the Easter Bunny returned to work. The afternoon
seemed to pass quickly and Logan found himself genuinely smiling.
4 Hours later.....
An exhausted Marie reclaimed her seat on Logan's lap.
Logan: Wow, being a cute chick all day must be hard.
Rogue:: Unlike some people, I didn't get to sit in a chair all day.
Logan chuckled and hugged her closer. Which is how Ororo, Scott and Remy
Ororo: Oh, look at the little snuggle bunny!
Scott: Yeah, what a wuss!
Rogue: Shut up Remyl! He's MY snuggle bunny!
Ororo: They do make a cute couple, all furry and cuddly! Kind of like
Rogue's stuffed animals!
Logan: I am not a stuffed fuckin' animal! In fact I want you to- His
ranting was abruptly cut off as Marie engaged his mouth in a hot, hungry
Scott: Yeah, Logan's right they look like two WILD animals.
Logan: Hey dick, how about some privacy you perv?
Remy: Oh, Remy do not mind being mon perv.
Ororo: Well, turn around Remy or Logan will probably kick your ass, gut you
Scott: Yeah, if you keep drooling over Marie, he'll beat you down.
Ororo: Scott, he'll do the same thing to you.
Scott: Nu uh.
Ororo: God you're dumb.
Logan and Rogue eventually broke apart to breath and merrily left with the
gang. The Easter Bunny and the Chick lived happily ever after in a magical
fairy land with unicorns and leprechauns.
"The Sweeter the sin, the bitter the taste, in my mouth."-U2
" I see a girl of the night with a baby in her hand
Under an old streetlight next to a garbage can
Now she put her kid away and she's gonna get ahead
She hates her life and what she's done with it
That's one more kid that'll never go to school
Never get to fall in love, never get to be cool"
-Rockin' in the Free World, Neil Young
"In this life, there are nothing but posibilities."-Empire Records
Lucas: Waren, look what you took. Rap, metal, rap, metal, Whitney Houston?
Waren: Its for my girlfriend.
Lucas: Sure it is. A guy like you needs to diminsh his criminal impulses,
not magnify them!
- Empire Records
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