Ficlet: Open Wide 1/1
- Title: Open Wide 1/1
Disclaimers: *sigh* must we really resort to digging up the painful
realizations of the fact that I *don't'* own then? Jeeze, talk about
pouring salt on open wounds
Summary: My first instinct to this question would be to say how
stupid and boring this ficlet is. But that's not really a summary so
uh . It's got Logan in it. How's that? `Nuff said to get your
interests peaked? =)
Archive: ha, right, like I'd archive anything that I wrote. Uh-huh, I
don't even like to re-read anything that I write. But yeah, if you
want it, ask. I'm a nice person. Just say please, and it's basically
in the bag.
Author's Notes: This was written in reply to a long past challenge
from Victoria. Hmm, actually, I can't remember what the specifics of
the challenge were, I just know it had to be done in 100 words or
less. So, about five minute ago, having had enough of the rabid mini-
hitler bunny that seemed to be enjoyin gnawing on the back of my head
until I wrote this, I thought this up and typed it all out in under a
minute and a half. Ha, I'm already embarrassed for even thinking
about posting this. But oh well. Not funny by any means, but ya know
--100 words or less. I sought; I concurred; my job here is officially
done. Now I think I'd like to spend some quality `alone time' with my
Logan-clone, thank you very much. =) And again, may the gods bless
that wonderful machine of Jo's, which without it, I'd be a very
lonely girl without a sinfully sexy Jacuzzi buddy. *g*
hmm.... I just realized that my notes are longer than my story....
And the ficlet begins in:
"Logan, I can't do this."
"Don't be silly, kid, of course you can."
"Nu-huh. The thing's huge! It won't fit!"
"Put it in your hands, open your mouth real wide, and try to take it
"C'mon, darlin'. You can do it."
"Butokay. Here I go."
"Alright. Wrap your lips around it. Yeah ...almost now swallow a
"Uhnn mmm "
"See, wasn't too difficult, eh?"
"No. Tasted kinda weird going down though. .And I almost gagged on
"No problem. But next time I come down with a cold? No more pills.
I'm sticking with liquid."