FIC: Raiders of the Lost Beer 3/5 R (Sequel to Some Enchanted Evening)
- Title: Plan B: Raiders of the Lost Beer (# 3 in the Slumber Party
***See Part I for disclaimer and story info***
Phase III: Securing the Loot
"God! Why have we never thought of that?" Nadine whispered
others when they discovered Logan had hidden a small refridgerator in
the bottom of his closet.
"Okay, crack `er open!" hissed Bobby, as though they were
into a safe.
With a great flourish, Remy opened the fridge. "Voila!
He grabbed the first bottle of beer from an ample stash.
"Remy!" protested Jubilee. "Wait'll we get back to
"Gotta make sure it's satisfactory," Allen chuckled,
bottle for himself and opening it with a grunt. "Mm. Ohh, yeah,
Logan's got good taste. In beer and in women!"
"I thought you liked Ms. Grey," Bobby said, opening his own
"I do, but Ms. Monroe's hot, make no mistake. And since I
wanna get blasted by Mr. Summers for ogling his fiancée, I eye Ms.
Monroe," Allen replied, all logic.
A thud from next door caused them all to freeze, but the noise was
followed by a gutteral growl. (Gasp! Giggle!) "Man, oh, man,
doing more than eyeing her, that's for sure!" Jubilee
accepting a bottle.
"How do you know that wasn't her you just heard?" Rogue
earning giggles and gasps from everyone.
"That wasn't," Charlotte began, but another rumble of
her to grin. "That, on the other hand, was."
"Hey!" squeaked Kitty, pointing in delight at the window.
The slumber party crowd had to cover their mouths to keep from
shrieking with laughter as they noticed that the wind was blowing so
hard outside that the trees were swaying. Struggling to control her
giggles, Nadine whispered, "Kinda makes you wonder what'll
when we all, um, get frisky eventually!"
"Weelll," Allen said thoughtfully. "I'll have to
make sure I don't
get too crazy, because I might incinerate my girl if I start sweating
"Now that would definitely put a hamper on things," Bobby
firmly. "Of course, Jube would give us a fireworks display
anyow! Jube! I was just teasing!"
"You're one to talk, Vanilla Ice, you'd freeze everything
miles, meaning you'd get stuck to the unlucky woman in a big
ice!" Jubilee retorted.
Rogue, who had been looking rather dismal at that moment, suddenly
smiled craftily, "Jubilee, you may have just stumbled onto an
"What do you meheeeeeeyyyy!" Bobby drawled, smiling
slyly as he
caught Rogue's meaning. "Whaddaya know, let's try
it!" He moved as
if to throw her onto Logan's bed, earning giggles all around.
"Then, of course, there's Andy," giggled Charlotte,
beer. "You'd create the Big One, all right, earthquake
"I might cause a problem in this area," Kitty mused. "Me
and my guy
would be, uh, having our fun, then suddenly I'd fall through the
"Do it on the ground, then!" hissed John, and everyone
"You're one to talk, John, you'd torch any girl you were
replied loftily. "Nadine would have that problem too."
"Man, Nadine, how `bout you and Remy!" Charlotte
whispered to Nadine,
giggling. "You'd be so bright people would think it was the
Borealis and Remy would explode everything in sight, including the
Smothering her laughter, Jubilee agreed, "Talk about a
"Shut up!" Nadine exclaimed in embarrassed outrage, only to
shushed frantically by the others.
"Uh, mes amis, there's still a lot of beer left here,"
thoughtfully. "Did anyone bring a box or something?"
The squad exchanged glances. "Uh, oops," Bobby said.
"I say we vote Bobby off the squad for that," suggested John.
"You're just dying to be squad captain, aren't you?"
"Here, I've just, er, disposed of this one," Allen stuck
bottle back in the fridge with a mischievious grin. "I'll
"Allen! You'll get drunk!" protested Kitty.
"This guy?" Jubilee snorted. "You've never seen
`im drink, Kitty, he
could outlast Logan!"
"Not quite, but I'm workin' on it."
"What, he been giving you lessons, Al?" Rogue asked slyly.
"Logan takes Jube and me to Lily's all the time!" Allen
"Hey, how come he never offered to take any of us?" Remy
"He said he wouldn't care, but it's hard to smuggle more
than two of
us off campus at once," Jubilee said apologetically. "He
he'd take anyone who wants to go while Mr. Summers and Ms. Grey
on their honeymoon."
"Put Nadine and me down for that little field trip, Al," Remy
"Will do. Hey, you'll be legal by then! The two of you
"Allen, shut your trap!" Nadine snapped. "If you bring
up my future
sex life one more time "
"Cool your jets, Firefly, he's just messing with you!"
"You don't hear him bragging about his conquest of you yet,
Jube?" Rogue pointed out.
"That's because he knows he'd get smacked upside the
"Don't bother with him, Jube, he snores," Remy said
retaliating for Allen's incessant teasing about his
sex life with Nadine.
"I do not snore!" Allen exclaimed.
"Oooh, yeah ya do, Al," Charlotte chuckled. "I can hear
night! You don't just snore, you rattle the rafters!"
(Giggle! Snort!) "Do I snore?" John asked her.
"The snort says it all," Charlotte replied. "Allen's
like a foghorn,
but you snort like a bull at night, John."
(Gasp! Squeal! Giggle!) "Do tell!" "Who else
snores?" "Listen to
her, she knows what kind of animal he sounds like!" "Man, I
don't snore!" "Do I snore?"
"You?" Charlotte regarded Rogue. "Not really, you kind
of mumble in
your sleep. Ya know, I'll bet you picked that up from Logan. He
does the same thing."
"Hm. That's interesting," Kitty grinned. "What about
"You sorta whistle in your sleep."
(Giggle!) "And of course, we all know Jubilee just does that
old-fashioned, traditional noisy snore!" Rogue laughed.
"I'm not that noisy am I?" Jubilee looked sheepish.
"Yeah, I guess then you're the only one who could put up with
at night!" hooted Bobby, and everyone burst into giggles.
"You're one to talk, Bobby!" Jubilee fired back.
"Why? What do I do?" Bobby demanded.
"You sort of " Charlotte furrowed her brow thoughtfully,
for the correct description, "whuffle."
"Way to go, Char, I couldn't describe it better myself,"
agreed. "Whuffle. Yeah, that's the noise, Bobby."
"Am I loud?" Bobby exclaimed, mortified.
"No, no, not that loud," John assured him, taking a swig of
"Pass me another bottle, Rem," Kitty said, finishing her beer.
"Careful, Kitten, you're still an amateur," Allen warned.
"Gotta learn sometime," Kitty said matter-of-factly, and
show her growing prowess by taking a chug. The resultant gagging and
coughing forced her to dive onto Logan's bed to muffle the sounds
the mattress. When she looked up, she blinked several times and
said, "Guess that was a little ambitious of me, wasn't
"Cripes, she's getting tipsy," Bobby said in
exasperation, and tried
to grab the bottle from her.
"Uh-uh!" Kitty exclaimed belligerently, pulling the long-neck
his reach. "I can hannel myself."
"Is that why you're already starting to slur?" asked John
sighed theatrically at the others. "Be ready to carry her back
her room and hope she doesn't fall through the floor when
"I am NOT gonna get sloshed!" Kitty snapped. Then she
Part 4...Coming Soon!