FIC: Raiders of the Lost Beer, R (Sequel to Some Enchanted Evening)
- Title: Raiders of the Lost Beer (Sequel to Some Enchanted Evening and
Party All Night)
Author: Jocelyn, Navaeh, and Sandy (jdog985@...)
Feedback: Picture me on my knees, begging and pleading for all
worth. A fic writer's life has so few rewards.
Series: # 3 in The Slumber Party Crowd Series
Summary: Teenagers never learn. The slumber party crowd has
reconvened on a grave and dangerous mission: to discover the secret
location of Logan's stash of beer.
Characters: Includes all the main characters, mostly stars the
students, Gambit, and my Party All Night originals (Nadine,
Charlotte, Andy, Allen)
Relationships: Bobby/Rogue, Logan/Storm (definitely more than just
overtures this time!)
Rating: R for language and dirty imagery (from those twisted little
teenaged brainsmeaning the authors'.)
Disclaimer: The X-men belong to Brian Singer and Marvel Comics,
not making any money off this fic, so please don't waste your
valuable time suing me when you could be writing the sequel to the
Author's Note: First and foremost, if you haven't read Party
Night and Some Enchanted Evening, you won't have a clue
on or who my originals are. I created Nadine, Charlotte, Andy, and
Allen simply to have a few extra students to get into mischief, and
this story makes no effort to follow the comic or cartoon canon.
This story takes place roughly ten months after the movie and two
weeks after Some Enchanted Evening.
Phase One: Assemble the Squad
Midnight Kitty, Jubilee, and Rogue's Room
"It's like this, you pick a famous guy, then decide whether
want to marry him, be his best friend, or just screw him."
"You're such a sicko, Charlotte!" Rogue laughed.
"Okay, pick a guy."
(Giggle!) "David Boreanz?" Kitty Pryde asked the group.
"David Boreanz or Angel?" Nadine Sanderson asked her.
"Angel. None of us knows what David's like, besides,
married?" Charlotte Larson grinned.
"Okay, Angel then. Ooh, I'd marry him," Jubilee said
"If you could avoid the curse, but I'd risk it," Rogue
"Is that a marriage verdict all around?" Nadine asked.
"Yeah! My turn," Jubilee smiled thoughtfully. "How
(Squeal!) "Oh hell, I'd screw him silly!" Nadine
her gal pals to gasp and laugh at her bluntness.
"What would Remy say?!" Rogue exclaimed.
"I'd screw Remy too," Nadine replied matter-of-factly.
"Nadine!!" Kitty exclaimed. Nadine just grinned slyly.
it's your turn."
"James Marsters?" Charlotte said.
"You mean Spike?" Jubilee asked.
"Screw!" they all chorused at once.
Unfortunately, the door had opened at just that moment. "Screw
Allen Corde asked, coming in, followed by the other boys.
"Definitely not you," Jubilee said haughtily.
"I love you too, Babe." Allen and Jubilee had a rather
unique way of
showing their mutual affection.
"What the hell are you guys doin' here?" Rogue demanded.
Summers swore he'd give us KP and stable duty for a month if we
got caught in here again after lights out!"
"Since when has fear of Mr. Summers ever stopped us?" Bobby
demanded, hopping onto her bed next to her. "Oh, boy, you're
your bunny slippers, too!" He rubbed her fuzzy blue bunny-rabbit
slipper-clad feet in delight.
Andy Harner started snapping his fingers, singing, "`Bunny
Hoppin' down the street, bunny woman! With her fuzzy feet, bunny
"Okay. You're dead." Rogue calmly pulled off one bunny
and threw it
at Andy's head.
"Okay, guys, what's the deal this time. And don't start
again, Andy. We all know what happened last time." Everyone
groaned, and Jubilee told the girls, "They said they had
very important to do tonight."
"No, we are not going all the way with you," Kitty said
yet, anyway." (Giggle!)
John Allerdyce sat down on the floor and grinned at them. "We
some unfinished business."
"Yessir!" Bobby grinned slyly at the group. "Mr. Summers
Grey are getting married in two weeks, and we graduate a month after
that! So we the boys have decided that we are not leaving this
school until we get us some of Logan's beer!"
(Gasp! Squeal! Giggle!) "You guys! Are you crazy?! He'll
and dice you if you try to get into his closet!" Rogue protested.
"Well! There's a start! We know it's in his
closet!" John said
triumphantly, pointing at Rogue, who clapped her hands on the sides
of her head in dismay. "Come on, girlie, you know you want some
"John, I can't, I'd get in so much trouble," Rogue
said, shaking her
head. "I'm training with the teachers now, I have to
"Oh puh-leeze!" Jubilee snorted. "That didn't stop
you from hiding
out on the roof all night with Bobby after prom!"
"Yeah, Rogue, and Mr. Summers himself said that he used to get
mischief even after he first got his uniform," Andy added.
"What do you suppose his idea of mischief was?" Allen mused.
Kitty grinned, "Holding hands with Ms. Grey under the table in
dining room?" (Giggle! Snort!)
"Yeah, Rogue!" "C'mon, slipper girl!" "Come
on, X-woman, loosen
up!" "We dare ya!" "Double dare!" "In the
name of the bunny
slippers, I challenge you!"
Rogue got a sheepish grin on her face, and everyone whooped as they
knew she'd given in. "Shh!" (Giggle!)
"Okay, Roguey, here's the deal! You tell us where the beer
nobody gets hurt!" John said in his Godfather voice.
"There's Al Capone again," Nadine sighed.
"You're still the God of
"That was Marlon Brando, goldilocks!" John retorted.
Nadine raised her eyebrows at John's own light hair and asked
"Goldilocks? Is this the pot calling the kettle blonde?"
"Shaddup. Anyway, don't worry about Logan catching us in his
folks, because " Charlotte paused dramatically. "He's
NOT in his
"Pfft. Lily Page's Tavern again? Mr. Summers is gonna catch
coming back one of these days," Jubilee rolled her eyes.
"He's not at Lily's," Charlotte elaborated, shooting
them that famous
"Oo-kay, he's having it out with Cyclops in the gym?"
"Oho, you're WAY off!"
The kids exchanged puzzled looks. "Where's he at and
what's he doing
at this hour?" Bobby demanded.
"You mean WHO is he doing at this hour!" Charlotte said
"WHAT!?!?!?! But Mr. Summers and Ms. Grey arewait."
Then everyone else's jaw followed suit. Silence filled the room
several seconds. Everyone seemed to be doing a mental head count.
"I don't get it. We're all here and Ms. Grey's about
married. Who'd he pick up?" Remy asked.
"Uh, guys, you're forgetting the one and only eligible and
jailbait female at this school!" Charlotte said in a
"Nadine's here! And she's not eligible!" protested
his girlfriend's arm defensively.
Everyone else exchanged lost glances. Finally, John made the
connection. "Ms. MonROE?!"
"Oh, puh-leeze, John, Ms. Monroe wouldn't " Jubilee
trailed off when
she saw Charlotte's grin. "Char? Don't tell me
"Give the boy a cee-gar!" Charlotte cried triumphantly,
hands as everyone gasped. "Okay, you can all stop gaping before
drool on the carpet. Sheesh, you and your normal ears. They've
shakin' up the second floor since lights out! I can't
guys didn't even hear them!"
Looking disturbed, Kitty mused, "I'm glad I didn't hear
had a heart attack! Ms. Monroe and Logan? Jeez! Who'd've
"They got pretty friendly at prom," Remy pointed out.
"Everyone got friendly at prom. Mr. Summers and Ms. Grey were in
till noon the next day!" (Giggle)
"Now, back to what we were discussing, as you can see,
Logan's the least of our worries on this little endeavor,"
with a mischievous grin. "So here's the plan"
"Mission Impossible music, please!" Nadine cut in.
(Squeal! Giggle!) "Shh! Pay attention!" Bobby ordered,
suddenly deepened his voice into a passable secret agent imitation.
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to break into
Logan's stronghold, penetrate his defenses, and obtain his secret
supply of alcoholic beverages, and return them to squad headquarters,
the residence of squad members Rogue, Jubilee, and Katherine. If you
or any of the squad are captured, the rest of the slumber party crowd
will disavow any knowledge of your actionseven under torture by
Evil Mr. Summers."
"This mutant will self-destruct in five seconds!" Rogue said
Bobby pantomimed shooting himself, and everyone giggled. "All
members, report in!" Allen ordered in an official sounding voice.
Everyone leaped to their feet simultaneously, standing in mock-
attention. "Squad member Gambit reporting for duty, sir!"
announced, snapping off a sharp salute.
"Squad member Firefly reporting, sir!" Nadine declared.
"Squad captain Pyro reporting"
"ExCUSE me?! Squad CAPTAIN?" Jubilee demanded.
"Pfft! Squad dork!" Nadine snorted.
"Hey! Squad attention!" Bobby ordered. (Giggle) "Shhh!
bitchin', we've got a mission to complete!"
"Squad member Pyro, reporting for duty, sir!" John corrected
saluting (and thumbing his nose at Nadine and Jubilee.)
"Squad member Rogue, reporting!"
"Squad member Sizzler, reporting!" Allen saluted British
earning giggles all around.
"Squad member Tremor, reporting as ordered, sir!" Andy
nearly knocked himself over.
Kitty giggled, "Squad member Shadowcat, reporting, SIR!"
(Giggle!) "Squad member Firecracker, reporting!" Jubilee
"Squad member Siren, reporting, sir!" Charlotte snapped.
"And squad member Iceman, reporting for duty!" Bobby saluted
all, and everyone exploded into giggles. "All right, team! We
"Or falling apart "
"Let's move out!"
Everyone tiptoed out the door humming the theme to Mission Impossible.
Part 2..Coming Soon