The "teta negra" incident
- The "teta negra" incident
February 3, 2004
White America is presently in an uproar because
Jacko's sister flashed her "black tit", or "teta
negra", during last Sunday's Super Bowl. Every
major newspaper, television news program and radio
talk show are now obsessed by it. What does
America's reaction to the incident and to Jacko's
current trial tell us of the state of mind of
One thing it tells me is that Americans are total
hypocrites. It is disgusting to hear all the "holy
ones" call in to radio talk shows to express their
moral indignation when they know they are condoning
even worse moral transgressions committed by their
government and even their priests, reverends and
rabbis in their places of worship. Their reaction to
Janet Jackson's exposing of her tit is far more
vigorous than the moral indignation they expressed
during the "Shock and Awe" murder of hundreds of
Iraqi children or when it was revealed that their
President Bill Clinton had shoved a "cigar" up Monica
Lewinsky's "you know what" in the Oval Office of the
So what is the big deal that Ms. Jackson briefly
flashed her right tit when there is presently an
epidemic of rapes by a multitude of priests, rabbis
and reverends in almost every state of the USA? What
is the big deal that Ms. Jackson revealed her black
tit when they know there are thousands of web sites
on the Internet operating with impunity that deal
with pedophilia, bestiality, incest and even
necrophilia? What is the big deal that Ms. Jackson
exposed one of her mammary glands when they just
elected a sodomite bishop to head the Episcopalian
Church. For all the "holy ones", sodomy is the
practice of the bishop getting off by inserting his
reproductive organ into the orifice of his "husband"
meant to excrete bodily wastes. Was there any outcry,
equal to the present one, by the American people
when the sodomite bishop was consecrated last year?
America has become a nation of hypocrites when it
comes to morality. If you don't know by now, women's
breasts are not dirty. Necrophilia is dirty!
Bestiality is dirty! Sodomy is dirty! Stop being
"holy than though" and go after real degeneracy. For
starts you can clean up the Internet of all the
sexual filth that is there. Stop insinuating that
"chiches" or "tetas" are dirty. Many of us were
nourished by our mothers breasts when we were babies.
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Mocotl Cagahtzin is a commentator for
Aztlan Public Radio and author of
the Aztlan Chronicles.
Super Bowl 38 & Janet Jackson
So...it's Super Bowl Sunday, it's a good game, and
then half-time. The music starts, P Diddy raps, Nelly
sings, Justin dances and Janet...well, Janet gets one
of her breasts partially exposed during a dance number.
Now, I'm no big Janet fan, and frankly, with new blood
on the block like Beyonce and Alicia Keyes, who really
cares what Janet has done for us lately? So half-time
ends, the game continues...New England wins! Whoohoo!
I wake up the next day and find that somehow Janet's
tit has become a major news story. Even the venerable
Nightline covers Super Bowl 38's (pardon the pun), "36
C moment." All the conservative talk hacks are
whacking away at the NFL, MTV, CBS, Janet, Justin, and
all red blooded Americans (that's right . . . no race
necessary) who appreciate Janet coming out of
obscurity for three minutes to remind us just how fine
she was back in the day!
Michael Powell (you know who's son) head of the FCC
says there will be an "investigation!" Conservative
talk show hosts are appalled at the decadence of
American society. I even heard one nerd say, if it
were up to him, Disney (producers of some of the
sickest, weirdest, demonic stories masked as kids
cartoons ever) would produce every Super Bowl
half-time show in the future! Whatever happened to the
good ole days when America thought Bob Hope was
entertainment, they lamented?!
I was shocked! What was all the flap over Janet's
nipple anyway? Federal investigation? I even heard
"conservative callers" on the radio talking about
boycotts and petitions! What the hell is going on? I
rely on my liberal left leaning friends to make
mountains out of societal mole hills, like the, "hey,
lets make driver's licenses for illegal immigrants an
issue," to give me things to write about! I listen to
KPFK 90.7 FM (my old station) in the morning because
they have moved so far to the left, that I now pick
them up at 88..1 where I used to get KLON!
I thought for sure Dr. Rudy Acuna, Nativo Lopez or
State Senator Gil Cedillo would call for a
demonstration and march on city hall to raise
awareness about how the affluent in America still have
more opportunities to bare their breasts (or at least
one) on television than Chicano/Latinos, people of
color (excludes Jackson family), and the undocumented.
They should all have access; these are the people's
airwaves! I was sure the AFL/CIO, SEIU, and maybe even
the UFCW would call for a boycott on 60 Minutes,
Punk'd and Jackass! Maybe those striking grocery
workers (whose jobs have been replaced while they
"take a stand" outside) could just change their signs!
Perhaps the ACLU would file a lawsuit, I thought, to
help poor people and people of color gain greater
access to the television airwaves, I mean, what will
the children think if only affluent people can get so
much face time on TV? Shouldn't they see people just
like them on TV baring breasts too...where's the
equality for God's sakes? Is this America or Amerika?
Lighten up conservative guys; you're starting to sound
like the left! Whinny, worried about "the children,"
and seeing "signs" of the end of the world everywhere!
Geez, where's our sense of humor? The sky isn't
falling! And besides, most football games are watched
by guys who watch MTV (not CBS), think Punk'd is funny,
love any bare breast, and have been known to lay a
politically incorrect fart during the half-time show
anyway. It's just football, not rocket science. The
world won't come to a halt because some 8 year old kid
caught a 2 second glimpse of Janet's semi-covered
nipple on a 19" screen.
Neilson says 140 million Americans watched the game on
Sunday, which means another 140 million didn't. Who
cares? Besides, we have bigger battles to wage than
this. Governor Scwarzenegger's upcoming bond
initiative to "balance the budget," for example,
Howard Dean's war cries, and the November election are
all good ones. We have troops in Iraq, troops in
Afghanistan, and homeland security issues to concern
ourselves with. Talk about retired U.S. Army General
Wesley Clark, if you want to, who made a career out of
war, ran the School of the America's at Fort Bragg,
and is now running for president on an anti-war
message. Geez, there's plenty to talk about!
Let's not, however, take a cue from the left and
become so paranoid and engrossed in ideology that we
sound like we've lost our sense of humor as well as
our common sense.
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Gil Contreras is a Republican Mexican-American and
a retired X-cop from Southern California. Any
comments should be sent to him at Xcop1035@...
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