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Monday July 18th 2005 Issue #2033
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//->> OPENING WORDS FROM THE EDITOR
Colin Vassallo -[editor@...]-
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//->> WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
Web version at -[http://www.wrestling-online.com/news%5d-
> RAW PREVIEW- Only one match has been announced for tonight's show and that is Kane
vs Edge in a steel cage. According to various reports, Matt Hardy is
expected to be on the show tonight so cage or not expect some fireworks.
Hulk Hogan will also be on RAW tonight to answer Shawn Michaels'
challenge for SummerSlam from last week. The official RAW preview on
WWE.com also hypes the Cena/Bischoff confrontation from last Monday
where Cena gave Bischoff the FU.
> GREAT AMERICAN BASH PRESS CONFERENCE- This morning WWE Superstars Batista, Rey Mysterio, Booker T, John
Bradshaw Layfield, Muhammad Hassan with Daivari, Candice Michelle, Chris
Benoit and General Manager Theodore Long were at the pavilion at the
HSBC Arena in Buffalo, NY., for a press conference announcing the Great
American Bash pay-per-view for this Sunday. The Superstars attending
this event had to go to Baltimore, MD., afterwards for tomorrow's
Smackdown! taping. Local channel WIVB-TV 4 also mentioned the
> LIVE EVENT REPORT FROM OCEAN CITY, MD.- W-O Newsletter reader Brian Baull attended the live Smackdown! WWE
event in Ocean City, MD., at the Ocean City Convention Center - where it
did NOT rain, he said! - and sent in the following results and notes.
Booker T. defeated Christian; Super Crazy & Psychosis defeated Vito &
Nunzio; The Boogeyman defeated Doug Basham; Paul London defeated
Juventud Guerrera; Muhammad Hassan defeated Scotty 2 Hotty; Rey
Mysterio defeated Eddie Guerrero; Orlando Jordan defeated William Regal;
MNM defeated defated Heidenreich & Hardcore Holly; Batista defeated JBL.
Batista received the biggest pop of the night while Eddie Guerrero got
the most heat for calling the town 'Ocean Sh!tty'. The place was a near
sellout and Teddy Long came out and thanked everyone for supporting
SmackDown and worked the crowd, shaking hands with people - including
our reader's 9-year-old son who said he will not be washing that hand
> WWE PPV'S EXPAND IN THEATERS IN CANADA- W-O Newsletter reader Jeff Docherty sent in word that the Empire
Theaters has added WWE events to their 'Larger Than Life' program in
four additional cities throughout Canada. Starting with the Great
American Bash, fans will be able to enjoy WWE pay-per-views with
state-of-the-art technology for just $11.95 plus tax in Halifax, NS.,
Fredericton, NB., Moncton, NB., and Charlottetown, PEI. For more
information go to
> LIVE EVENT REPORT FROM WILDWOOD, NJ.- W-O Newsletter reader Keith attended the RAW brand live event in
Wildwood, NJ., and sent in these results. Viscera defeated Tyson Tomko;
Kerwin White defeated Tajiri; Christy Hemme defeated Victoria; Hurricane
& Rosey defeated The Heart Throbs; Kane & The Big Show defeated Edge &
Snitsky; Carlito defeated Shelton Benjamin; Shawn Michaels defeated Ric
Flair; John Cena defeated Triple H. The Wildwood Convention Center was
around 75% full despite the arena's small size although there were more
people than the last time the company toured there.
> STOCKS- Stocks closed the day at 11.56, a 2.28% decrease over the previous
closing. The day's range was 11.50 - 11.77.
//->> THE LEGACY OF TRUTH
By Chris Bernes -[thelegacyoftruth@...]-
You know, ever time I try to find inspiration to write about a business
that is giving us so little to write about lately, a landslide of events
happen that grab my attention and force me to address them for you, my
faithful seekers of truth.
And we start with "Hogan Knows Best".
I admit, I am bit north of 22 years old, and I do not have any designs
on dating a 16-year old young lady, nor do I think any 22 year old
man should date a 16 year old young lady... but for the love of Hulk,
someone explain to me how a parent (Hogan) can allow his daughter
to parade around in skimpy, revealing outfits and NOT expect any
red-blooded man with half a pulse and a smidgen of passion for the
sex to have an interest in the lovely and talented Brooke!! If Brooke
were your average 16-year old girl, and not a) daughter of superstar
Hulk Hogan or b) amazingly beautiful, I could see Hulk's concern.
But Brooke is not your average teen. She is a budding star in her own
right, as an aspiring singer. She is also a strikingly beautiful young
lady who, if her music career wasn't enough, is now a part of a
nationally televised reality show where she is allowed (by her overly
protective 285lb. father with 20" guns) to wear outfits that DEMAND the
So, getting past the outfits, we have Hogan, who already is leery about
young, impressionable, virtuous (ha) Brooke going out with 22 year
old Car Boy, planting a tracking device on his daughter's SUV.
Priceless! You know, I'll bet every dad in America would love to do
that when little Suzy gets in her car with a new beau, but in the end,
Dad and Mom allow their trust to win out, regardless of their daughters
actions, or lack thereof....
...Not ol' Hollywood. Nope, instead, Hulk, with son Nick in tow, go to
a local dealership and plant the GPS tracking device, in large part
because he has a lack of trust in the gentleman caller as well as a lack
of trust in his own daughter.
Give Hulk credit for one thing: When interviewing the suitor, he plays
the card of "I'm just some big dumb wrestler, so explain to me how
this situation is going to work"... brilliant!! I have an inkling that
the guy went in there thinking Hogan may be a bit slow of mind, but for
Hulk to come straight out of the box and allow the kid to almost bury
himself in the process was pure genius.
Hopefully, week 2, airing Sunday night (before you read this) will not
disappoint, with Stool-pigeon Nick (love the way he sold out his buddy
and their escapades AFTER he and Brooke were on their date and far away
from harm's reach) and his "so hot" girlfriend are questioned
about thier own escapades!!
***MOVING RIGHT ALONG!!!!!!***
So, Matt Hardy is on the WWE payroll, but no one is supposed to know,
and it's all supposed to be a "shoot" on television, with Matt the
interloper trying to make the lives of Edge and Lita hell??
Give me a break.
Nothing in this business is a secret anymore. About the only thing that
the netheads did not know ahead of time in the last 10 years was
the arrival of Mike Awesome on the ECW ppv a month ago. The business
does not move as quickly as news on the web does, and while
his appearance on Raw was a surprise to many, his intention to and his
subsequent deal with WWE was widely reported by many outlets
before a second go-round with the angle could happen.
Now, I think Matt Hardy back in WWE is a great thing. He works hard, he
is entertaining, and his Version 1 character and "Matt Facts"
are always fun to watch. Hell, I even love his theme song, which
strangely enough, I know all the words to!
What I find fascinating (and would love to be a fly on the wall during
any conversation between the three) is how Matt, Lita, and Edge will
get past the events of the last few months between the 3 of them and
work professionally with each other. If I had to work with an ex and
her new man, I can't say I'd be too thrilled with any of it, and I
couldn't say for sure I could put it behind me for the sake of
But now that I think of it, wouldn't it suck if the whole damn thing was
a work, and the three of them, and the WWE (not really very)
creative team are having their merry way with us??
It would be the absolute best piece of creativity that the company and
its performers have pulled off in years!!!
***I'LL MAKE THIS LAST BIT QUICK*****
While it was a great way to further the HBK/Hogan feud, and I did not
mind how the segment ended (insert maniacal laughter here), why,
WHY, WHY drag Roddy Piper out of whatever bar he is currently wasting
his money at for a nonsensical deal with the WWE, whether it's
for one night or a few months???
Note to Vince: The last 3 Piper experiments (with the exception of his
Hall Of Fame appearance) have bombed horribly. Maybe we can
get Goldust back and have another Backlot abomination... that sucked,
and Piper's run with Sean O'Haire sucked, just as Piper's "Pit"
this last week sucked until HBK kicked the fillings out of his face...
Piper was the best at what he did when he did it, no questions. But
that was many years ago. Don Mattingly isn't out there ruining his
reputation by trying to pop a few more home runs out, so why should
Piper go to any wrestling ring and dirty his legacy...
...Simply put, because Piper, in the bar or in the ring, does not know
when to say when.
I'm out. Let the hate mail begin!!
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