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>> OPENING WORDS FROM THE EDITORBy Colin Vassallo, [Editor@...]
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>> WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION NEWShttp://www.wrestling-online.com/news
> SURVIVOR SERIES POSTER RELEASED- We received the Survivor Series 2001 poster yesterday and it's now
available on our Info Central website. As previously reported, the
poster features Lita and Torrie Wilson, posing together back-to-back in
some sexy outfit gear. The Survivor Series logo from last year will be
used again this year. Check it out in our November PPV Posters section
> YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!- Eight WWF/Alliance superstars will be taping an episode of NBC's 'The
Weakest Link' on October 24th, and seven of them will hear that famous
quote from host Anne Robinson. The superstars - Trish Stratus, William
Regal, Kurt Angle, Booker T, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, Triple H, Big
Show and Lita - will all be facing each other in quite a unique
situation where the best will not be judged by his or her physical
abilities, but by his or her general knowledge! The episode will air on
NBC at 8PM on Monday November 12th before RAW Is WAR starts.
> JACKSONVILLE, FL., LIVE EVENT RESULTS- Wrestling-Online Newsletter reader Roxanne Romano attended the
Jacksonville, FL., live event yesterday at the Jacksonville Coliseum and
sent in the following results. Tajiri defeated Justin Credible; Bradshaw
defeated Mike Awesome; Hardy Boyz & Lita defeated Hurricane, Storm &
Ivory; Rob Van Dam defeated X-Pac; Chris Jericho defeated Raven; Dudley
Boyz defeated Big Show & Spike Dudley; Edge defeated Christian; Booker T
& Test defeated Undertaker & Kane; Kurt Angle defeated Steve Austin. In
other notes, during the E & C match, Edge set up Christian for the
one-man conchairto but only could find one chair around the ring and the
spot was dropped. Also after the Angle/Austin match, Austin wanted a
rematch and Angle came down to the ring again, hit the Stunner and
pinned Austin for the second time!
> HELEN HART IN STABLE CONDITION- After being rushed to an emergency room yesterday, Helen Hart's
condition is improving reports the Calgary Sun. The 76-year old
matriarch of the famous Calgary Hart family is still in hospital
unconscious and is in critical, but stable condition. Daughter Ellie
thinks that the whole incident is diabetes-related and not because of
> HEAT PREVIEW- This is the Heat preview from WWF.COM. Former ECW Champion Tommy
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>> THOUGHT OF THE MOMENTBy Parker Jay Johnson, [parker.jay@...]
What happend last issue:
Chris Jericho defeats Jeff Jarrett by disqualification because of a
Chris Benoit luckily gets a small package victory on Sting.
Mick Foley is disqualified for beating DDP senseless with a barbwired
Kurt Angle reverses Ric Flair's "Figure Four" to make him tap out.
Kane defeats Nash using Nash's Jacknife.
With each match, I will describe the beginning, reason they were booked
together, the ending (or results, whatever you want to call it),
votes\commentary of fellow readers, and finally, thoughts from me, the
It's on to the rest of the matches!
BEGINNING: This is the most unanticipated match of the night since it
has already taken place recently. "Can You Dig It...Sucka?" Booker T
comes out and gets boo'd like hell. It's not because they actually
appreciate his great work as a heel. Rather, he gets boo'd because the
crowd doesn't want to see this feud anymore. The Rock's music hits and
90% of the crowd pop loudly for him (we all know what the other 10% are
doing). Once he's in the ring, everyone remembers how boring this feud
is and starts booing them again.
REASON: The Rock vs Booker T was supposed to be a great feud. Afterall,
they are both over as faces in their respective orginizations, tall in
height, agile in the ring and have an assortment of catch phrases and
silly taunts. Booker T is the WCW's version of the Rock.
ENDING: Since the Rock knows about fives moves, Booker T plays it smart
and eventually figures out how to counter all five of Rock's moves.
Booker T gains enough momentum that he is able to execute the Book End!
Booker T pins. 1... 2... the Rock kicks out of Booker's special! Booker
T complains to the ref. The ref says it's not his fault that Booker's
special is a cheap imitation. Little does Booker know that the Rock is
waiting for him behind his back. Booker finally turns around to fall
victim to the Spinebuster! The Rock kicks Booker's arm into place,
throws his arm pad into the crowd, runs back and forth like a maniac and
executes the People's Elbow! Rock pins. 1... Booker T kicks out after a
one count! The People's Elbow is the dumbest move in history, next to
the Worm and Hogan Legdrop. Booker gets up slowly, and the Rock executes
Bottom. 1... 2... 3! Rock wins cleanly but never uses the People's Elbow
VOTES: Surprisingly, the Rock won by a fair margin of 62.82% votes. I
didn't know that there were that many marks out there on the internet!
BOOKER'S NOTES: Although Booker T is good on the mic, knows more moves
and overall, is a better grappler, the Rock is more over then Booker has
ever been due to his mic skills and charisma.
BEGINNING: Scott Steiner is pacing back and forth in the ring for his
opponent. "It's time to play the game!" Triple H comes out to a huge
face pop. If you've been gone for so long from #1 heel, the crowd is
going to pop for you like a #1 face. Triple H spews water everywhere.
Steiner is disgusted.
REASON: Triple H and Steiner are top heels in their respective
orginizations. Both started at the bottom (Triple H in the singles
division while Steiner in the tag division) and were promoted somewhat
recently to the top. Both favor power type moves and have been said to
be the most fit men in their respective federations.
ENDING: The match is all about power throughout. Steiner hits a
clothesline which knocks Triple H to the mat. Steiner taunts by flexing
his muscles. Big mistake! All his veins explode. Perhaps a side effect
of the steroids or the other five drugs he takes. Although unnecessary,
Triple H hits the Pedigree and pins Steiner. From that point on, Steiner
becomes traumatized and never touches drugs again!
VOTES: I'll admit, I'm a genius. This was a terrificly booked match. It
was hard for people to decide between the two but amazingly, when it
came down to it, people just went with Triple H. Triple H took an
astonishing 79.22% of the votes.
BOOKER'S NOTES: Steiner is a talented wrestler. However, he doesn't beat
Triple H in all aspects of wrestling. Triple H is better in the ring,
better on the mic, more charismatic and most importantly, doesn't let
his attitude or drugs interfere with his career.
BEGINNING: A strike of a church bell rings. It's the Undertaker! Oh no,
we hear organs not electric guitars. It's the phenom! Taker makes his
way to the ring with none other then Paul Bearer by his side. [the
camera zooms in on faces of scared kids in the audience] Sure, the
gimmick never made any sense, but when did wrestling have to make sense
anyways? Who can top an entrance like this? Out of nowhere, 80's music
plays. "Real American" fills the speakers. It's none other then Hulk
REASON: Hogan, Taker, the Hitman and HBK are names that come up when you
think of "franchise" and "WWF". Who is the franchise wrestler of the
WWF? The Hitman left. Hogan did too. HBK is retired. It's definetly the
Taker. It would have been, without a doubt, Hogan if he stayed. So the
Taker took his place when he left as the franchise wrestler. Both are
strong and fair in height. Both have wrestled each other before.
ENDING: The Taker is once again invincible sitting up to all moves!
Hogan is no match as he is eventually put into the chokeslam.
Surprisingly, Hogan gets up from the chokeslam! It looks like Hogan is
invincible too! Taker can't knock him down. He punches him, but Hogan
just shakes it off. Taker tries running towards Hogan, but Hogan hits
the big boot! Then he comes off the ropes and hits the big leg drop!
Taker immediately sits up to Hogan's special! Wait, that wasn't in the
script! Hogan had the script changed so that he would win. Taker agreed
to the change but that was last week when he was still the American Bad
A*s. Now that he's the Phenom he can do anything he wants! Taker then
executes the Tombstone Piledriver. Then he chokeslams Hogan into an open
coffin which is put underground! How are we going to dig Hogan back up?
Maybe it's better if we just leave him there.
VOTES: Taker took 65.79% of the votes. Yep, believe it or not, people
voted for Hogan! Hogan voting was caused by the fact that Hogan would
change the script so he would win, Hogan was invincible in the 80's and
Hogan made wrestling. Believe me, there were no Hogan fans!
WHY: Taker is a better choice for a franchise wrestler. Unlike Hogan, he
jobs, isn't a C-type wrestler, doesn't change the script and has real
BEGINNING: It's the match that has been fantasized by internet wrestling
fans everywhere! Goldberg is shown on the Titantron walking around
surrounded by security guards as his music plays. "Goldberg! Goldberg!
Goldberg!" is being heard from the fans... or maybe just from the
speakers? [30 minutes later] Goldberg makes it to the arena! The fans
cheer his arrival. He grabs the mic to cut his best promo ever:
"Austin... YOUR NEXT!" Glass shatters. The crowd is on it's feet as
Austin makes his way to the ring. Hey, I thought he was supposed to be a
heel? The fact that they are playing his old music confuses the crowd
into cheering for Austin.
REASON: Austin was the #1 face in WWF and caused ratings to hit the
roof. Why was he so popular? He was a bad a*s with catch phrases, who
fought against all odds and had an alcoholic problem. That was enough
for the fans. Goldberg was WCW's Austin. He was the #1 face, lost to no
one and knew how to say two words in the English language, "who's
next?". Most importantly, his looks were manufactured after Austin.
ENDING: Goldberg dominates the match the first 5 minutes with his
incredible intensity! It looks as if Goldberg has this won for sure. He
executes the Spear. After, he goes for the Jack Hammer, but Austin
counters! How did Austin know he was going for that move? Because he
always goes for that move! It's called "being predictable". For some
reason, Goldberg is out of energy. Apparently, this is the first time
Goldberg wrestled passed 5 minutes. Austin then dominates the rest of
the match. He uses Bret Hart's superplex and second rope elbow drop, Lou
Thesz's press-to-mounted punching, Ted Dibiase's million dollar dream
sleeper and then finishes off with Johnny Ace's Stone Cold Stunner.
Goldberg jobs for the third time ever!
VOTES: I was hoping to dear God Austin would win this. He was leading at
first. Then Goldberg started leading for a good while. Then Austin votes
started kicking in, and he led again. Goldberg quickly took a second
lead but in the end, Austin won with 54.05% of the votes!
BOOKER'S NOTES: Austin can perform 30 minute matches. Goldberg will do 5
minute matches. Austin can do a 30 minute promo. Goldberg can talk on
the mic for 5 seconds. Austin knows 30 moves. Goldberg knows 5. Austin
wrestled several years to achieve success. Goldberg was given a
promotion with little wrestling experience. Austin got over by talent.
Goldberg got over by a push. Austin can be a heel. Goldberg can't.
Austin cares about the business. Goldberg cares about his pay check.
Still need more proof? T-shirt sales and WWF ratings killed any WCW
competition. Austin is better than Goldberg.
BEGINNING: It's the rematch thought impossible considering plaguing
injuries, contractual issues and real life feuds. Who will come out
first? HBK Shawn Michaels does as the crowd pops, but where is he? He's
not at the entrance but on the rafters! From the top of the ring, he
glides down towards the center of the ring. Shawn Michaels likes to do
things risky yet entertaining. Then the guitar noises sound and a tune
we haven't heard since the last time these guys met is being played.
It's Bret "The Hitman" Hart. He comes out traditionally, through the
entrance! His entrance is still entertaining as he gives his sunglasses
to a kid who has front row seats.
REASON: Michaels and Hart have fought several times and produced great
matches working together. Unfortunately, they have a feud in real life
which prevents them from working together again. Not only that, but
Michaels is under WWF contract while Bret Hart hates the WWF. Despite
using different styles, they are both close to the same size, agile and
can put on a good, fast-paced, technical match.
ENDING: Hart attempts to go for his familiar third-rope superplex.
Michaels, who is sitting on the top rope, knocks him down to the mat.
HBK takes the opportunity to perform his other special, the top rope
elbow drop! He hits it, and Bret is out. HBK gets up and executes Bret
Hart's Sharpshooter on him! Hart won't tap out. Vince McMahon steps onto
the apron and tells the referee to call the match over. Despite the bell
ringer being a WWF staff member, the ref is from WCW. The ref doesn't
listen to Vince which allows Bret Hart to reverse the Sharpshooter into
his own. Michaels taps out, and we get the ending we didn't see last
VOTES: Hart received 58.57% of the votes. Honestly, the votes would have
been at 50%. However, the way Bret Hart was screwed caused some HBK fans
to vote for Bret Hart.
BOOKER'S NOTES: It can be debated forever who's the better wrestler. I
like both for respective reasons so I can't say who I like better.
However, I would have voted for Bret Hart due to the fact that he was
screwed in his own town.
WWF vs WCW results
Chris Jericho over Jeff Jarrett by 67.9% of the votes.
Chris Benoit over Sting by 55.26% of the votes.
Mick Foley over DDP by 76.25% of the votes.
Kurt Angle over Ric Flair by 53.95% of the votes.
Kane over Kevin Nash by 50.63% of the votes.
The Rock over Booker T by 62.82% of the votes.
Triple H over Scott Steiner by 79.22% of the votes.
The Undertaker over Hulk Hogan by 65.79% of the votes.
Stone Cold over Goldberg by 54.05% of the votes.
Bret Hart over Shawn Michaels by 58.57% of the votes.
Tune in next time for Parker Jay Johnson's next award-winning article!
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