A close friend asked me to post this on his behalf, so he wouldn't
have to join the group:
> I have HAD IT with this group !
> What will it take to make you folks realize that MS WORD is the
> BEST word processor ever written?
> What do you mean, WP's interface is so intuitive? Don't you want
> to TOUGHEN UP? Weren't you ever in the Marines, or at least a
> Boy/Girl Scout?
> What do you mean, WP is the most stable and elegant program
> ever written? What do you EXPECT from computers? They're
> SUPPOSED to be nerve-wracking, exasperating and grotesque!
> In recent tests, 500 Mac users figured out the MS Word command
> set faster than 500 rats were able to run through a 300-yard
> maze (barely, though). WHAT do you WANT?
> We didn't write our OS so that "Windows ain't done `till Lotus
> won't run" for nothing, you know.
> We didn't advance $150 million to Corel, bailing it out of its
> Linux catastrophe, in exchange for certain "considerations",
> just for our health.
> I don't care if I have to buy Apple, or the Catholic Church, or
> everything inbetween. You WILL end up using WORD ! ! !
> Bill G.
> Redmond, Washington