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      >From: "joe holmes" <shieldbreaker2@...>
      >To: shieldbreaker2@...
      >Subject: true
      >Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 22:36:18 -0500
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      >WORDS WOMEN USE
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      >FINE
      >This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right
      >and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -
      >this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
      >
      >FIVE MINUTES
      >This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
      >football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
      >even trade.
      >
      >NOTHING
      >This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
      >usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
      >inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
      >argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
      >
      >GO AHEAD ( With Raised Eyebrows! )
      >This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
      >"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
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      >GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
      >This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will
      >get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
      >"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when
      >she cools off.
      >
      >LOUD SIGH
      >This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
      >misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
      >that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
      >arguing with you over "Nothing"
      >
      >SOFT SIGH
      >Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she
      >is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
      >content.
      >
      >THAT'S OKAY
      >This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
      >man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
      >paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is
      >often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
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      >GO AHEAD!
      >At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
      >trouble.
      >
      >PLEASE DO
      >This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance
      >to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
      >that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
      >and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
      >
      >THANKS
      >A woman is thanking you. Do not ! faint. Just say you're welcome.
      >
      >THANKS A LOT
      >This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when
      >she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in
      >some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not
      >to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you
      >"Nothing"
      >
      >Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can
      >avoid if they remember the terminology!
      >
      >And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! or to let them
      >know
      >that we do understand some things.
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