Teaser for September 1: "Valkyrie", Part 2
- [insert campy 40's serial music here]
JOIN US AS WE JOURNEY WITH THE INTREPID CREW OF THE USS
PEGASUS! EXPLORING UNKNOWN WORLDS AT WARP SPEED!
[Pegasus, suspended midair by a clearly visible wire,
suddenly jumps off the screen at warp speed. Cue cheap
LAST TIME, OUR HEROES WERE SUDDENLY RENDERED MAN-LESS
BY EVIL MATRIARCHS FROM THE BETA QUADRANT!
[Sara Logan glares at the viewscreen, hands on hips]
Logan: "What have you done with our men?"
[The Matriarchs laugh uproariously. Close-up of Mouse as she
Allana: "We are going to use your men as slaves!"
Alestra: "And for ... our pleasure!"
[Allana and Alestra laugh again as the all-female crew aboard
Pegasus gasps in shock.]
[Crewman Alva grabs Petty Officer Prince and kisses him full
on the lips.]
Alva: We'll have to restart the male population of this ship,
Allana: You are powerless to stop us!
[Thunder and lightning effects, as Allana cackles evilly.]
K'Lar: Oh no! (gasps and puts a hand over her mouth)
FIND OUT AS THE CREW RACES TO FIND A WAY TO SAVE THEIR MEN...
Faraday: We've got to save the men!
FROM EVIL MATRIARCHS OF THE BETA QUADRANT!
[Alestra puts a cherry stem in her mouth, and a couple of
seconds later pulls it out, tied into a knot.]
WILL THEY SUCCEED? OR WILL CAPTAIN WALLACE AND THE MEN OF
PEGASUS BE DOOMED TO A TERRIBLE LIFE OF SLAVERY FOREVER???
[Wallace sits in a chair, eating grapes fed to him by two
scantily clad women and being fanned by a third woman.]
WILL PO PRINCE BE HANDED OVER TO THE EVIL MATRIARCHS???
[Prince pushes his blue hair out of his face and gulps.]
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DOCTOR AMBER DYSON???
[Dyson snores loudly in her bed.]
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF ... PEGASUS!
U.S.S. Pegasus sims every Friday night at 11:30pm ET, channel
#uss-pegasus. Ship's officers are strongly encouraged to
arrive at least ten minutes early, to allow time for setup.
Remember, we're on the following servers
(try in this order):
Espoo.FI.EU.InnerNET.ORG port 6667, 7000
Use the following server ONLY if Espoo does not work!
Helena.MT.US.InnerNET.ORG port 6667
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