A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a doctor. The
doctor takes one look at this woman and becomes
sexually aroused. Right away he tells her to undress.
After she has undressed, he begins to stroke her
thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do u
know what i'm doing?" "Yes, " she says, you're
checking for any abrasions or dermatological
abnormalities." "That's right," says the doctor. He
then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what
I�m doing now? he asks. Yes, the woman says, you're
checking for any lumps of breast cancer. That's
right, �replies the doctor. He then begins to have
sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her,
"Do you know what i'm doing now?" "Yes, she says.
You're getting gonorrhea.
An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them
have sex and tell if he see�s them doing anything
wrong. So they have sex. While they are getting
dressed the doctor said, �well I don�t see anything
wrong!� A week late they come again and ask the
doctor to watch to see if they are doing anything
wrong. They have sex and the doctor says, �well again
I don�t see anything wrong.� This goes on for weeks.
Then the doctor asks why they keep coming. The guy
said: �if we go to her house her husband will catch
us. If we go to my house my wife will catch us. A
hotel costs fifty bucks. Here it�s thirty-five
dollars and medicare pays half.
Hope this is a funny medical jokes.
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