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      In a message dated 2/4/99 2:51:29 PM Pacific Standard Time, paracelt@...
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      ---MIRIMAC55@... wrote:
      >
      > 1, Leave the copy machine set to99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark,
      17-inch
      > paper
      >
      > 2. Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
      >
      > 3. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen
      while
      > talking to others.
      >
      > 4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all
      weather
      > conditions, "to keep them tuned up".
      >
      > 5. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."
      >
      > 6. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy
      them to
      > your boss.
      >
      > 7. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with
      prophecy."
      >
      > 8. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
      >
      > 9. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
      >
      > 10. Honk and wave to strangers.
      >
      > 11. Decline to be seated in a restaurant, simply eat the
      complimentary mints
      > by the cash register.
      >
      > 12. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE
      >
      > 13. type only in lowercase.
      >
      > 14. Dont use any punctuation
      >
      > 15. Buy large quantities of orange traffic cones and reroute whoe
      streets. (I
      > like this one! Think of the possiblities!)
      >
      > 16. Repeat the following conversation several times: "Do you hear
      that?...
      > "Never mind, it's gone now."
      >
      > 17. Ask people what gender they are.
      >
      > 18. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a
      parakeet.
      >
      > 19. While making presentations, pace back and forth.
      >
      > 20. Sing along at the opera. (Another favorite)
      >
      > 21. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
      >
      > 22. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their
      answers
      > in a notebook and mutter something about "psychological profiles."
      >
      > And the final way to brighten your day by annoying others ....
      >
      > 23. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they
      sent it to
      > you and asked you NOT to send annoying posts like this!
      >
      > >>


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      ---MIRIMAC55@... wrote:
      >
      > 1, Leave the copy machine set to99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark,
      17-inch
      > paper
      >
      > 2. Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
      >
      > 3. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasiounally with your pen
      while
      > talking to others.
      >
      > 4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all
      weather
      > conditions, "to keep them tuned up".
      >
      > 5. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."
      >
      > 6. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy
      them to
      > your boss.
      >
      > 7. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with
      prophecy."
      >
      > 8. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
      >
      > 9. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
      >
      > 10. Honk and wave to strangers.
      >
      > 11. Decline to be seated in a restaurant, simply eat the
      complimentary mints
      > by the cash register.
      >
      > 12. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE
      >
      > 13. type only in lowercase.
      >
      > 14. Dont use any punctuation
      >
      > 15. Buy large quantities of orange traffic cones and reroute whoe
      streets. (I
      > like this one! Think of the possiblities!)
      >
      > 16. Repeat the following conversation several times: "Do you hear
      that?...
      > "Never mind, it's gone now."
      >
      > 17. Ask people what gender they are.
      >
      > 18. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a
      parakeet.
      >
      > 19. While making presentations, pace back and forth.
      >
      > 20. Sing along at the opera. (Another favorite)
      >
      > 21. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
      >
      > 22. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their
      answers
      > in a notebook and mutter something about "psychological profiles."
      >
      > And the final way to brighten your day by annoying others ....
      >
      > 23. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they
      sent it to
      > you and asked you NOT to send annoying posts like this!
      >
      >
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      ==
      James Patrick Jones

      "It is better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness."

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