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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

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  • Matthew McNulty
    A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also--like any good bartender-engage in ... Do you
    Message 1 of 1 , Sep 22, 2004
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      A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.   It could not only
      > dispense drinks flawlessly, but also--like any good bartender-engage in
      > appropriate conversation.
       
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      >  So a man enters the bar, orders a drink, the robot serves him a perfectly
      > prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?".
      >  The man replies, "140." And the robot proceeds to make conversation about
      > Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
       
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      >  The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."  But he
      > decides to test the robot.    He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
      > comes back in for another drink.
       
      >
      >  Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
      >  The man responds, "100".
       
      >
      > Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
      > baseball, cheerleaders, and so on.   Really impressed, the man leaves the
      > bar and decides to give the robot one more test.    He goes back in, the
      > robot serves him and asks, What's your IQ?"
       
      >
      > The man replies "50".
      >  And the robot says: "So, you gonna vote for Bush?"


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