FW: breaking news.....
- Probably more truth than fiction.
>From: "Charles W. Jewett" <greymatter2@...>_________________________________________________________________
>Subject: FW: breaking news.....
>Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004 14:42:56 -0700
>BUSH PROPOSES COMMISSION TO READ 9/11 REPORT
>Panel Would Prepare Cliffs Notes Version
>Just hours after the commission on 9/11 published its official report,
>President Bush proposed that a new commission be empanelled to read the
>567-page document "immediately."
>"This report contains information of urgent importance to the American
>people," Mr. Bush told reporters at the White House. "And so, I am
>recommending that we establish a commission to start reading this very,
>very long book as soon as possible."
>While stopping short of naming possible candidates for such a panel, Mr.
>Bush said that the commissioners should represent both parties and "know
>what a lot of long words mean."
>After finishing reading the book, Mr. Bush said, the panel would then
>publish a "Cliffs Notes" edition of the book "to enable those who don't
>have the time to read the entire book to sound like they read it."
>Mr. Bush said he was "eager to read" such an abridged version of the
>report, adding that he would get to it as soon as he was finished
>reading "My Pet Goat."
>But even as Mr. Bush proposed a commission to read the 9/11 report,
>former President Bill Clinton slammed the document, calling the 567-page
>report "way too short" to be considered "a real book."
>"It should have been at least 400 pages longer," Mr. Clinton said. "As
>it is, it's more like a pamphlet."
>Elsewhere, presidential candidate Ralph Nader announced today that his
>campaign would not advertise on reality shows because people who are
>likely to vote for him do not like reality.
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