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  • Matthew McNulty
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    Message 1 of 1 , Jun 17, 2004
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      >
      >
      >       Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer:
      "I
      > would not live forever! , because we should not live forever, because
      if
      we
      > were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we 
      cannot
      > live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
      >       --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA  contest.
      >
      >       ``````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >
      >       "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over
      the
      > world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
      but
      > not with all those flies and death and stuff."
      >       --Mariah  Carey
      >      
      ``````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a  very important
      part
      > of your life,"
      >
      >
      >       --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson
      for
      > federal anti-smoking  campaign.
      >       ``````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "I've never had major knee surgery on any other  part of my
      body,"
      >
      >
      >       --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball  forward.
      >       ``````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of  the lowest
      crime
      > rates in
      >       the
      country,"
      >
      >
      >       --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington,  DC.
      >       `````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing  through our
      papers. We
      > are the president."
      >
      >
      >       --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed
      documents.
      >       ```````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked  to death by a
      jackass,
      > and I'm just the one to do it,"
      >
      >
      >       --A congressional candidate in Texas.
      >
      >
      >
      >       ```````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >      
      "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
      >
      >
      >       --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny  Ozark
      >       ````````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "It isn't pollution that's harming the  environment.. It's the
      > impurities in our air and water that are doing  it."
      >
      >
      >       --Al Gore, Vice  President
      >       ````````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "It's no exaggeration to say that the  undecideds could go one
      way
      or
      >       another"
      >
      >
      >       --George Bush, US  President
      >      
      ```````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "I love California. I practically grew up in  Phoenix."
      >
      >
      >       --Dan  Quayle
      >       `````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >       "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
      > need?"
      >       --Lee  Iacocca
      >       ``````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "I was provided with additional input that was  radically
      different
      > from the
      >       truth. I assisted in furthering that  version."
      >
      >
      >       --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra 
      testimony.
      >       ````````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "The word "genius" isn't applicable in  football. A genius is a
      guy
      > like
      >       Norman Einstein."
      >
      >
      >       --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports  analyst.
      >       ```````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply  exclude certain
      types
      > of
      >       people."
      >
      >
      >       --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC  Instructor.
      >       `````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "Traditionally, most of Australia's
      imports  come from
      overseas."
      >
      >
      >       --Keppel Enderbery
      >
      >
      >
      >       ````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "Your food stamps will be stopped effective  March 1992 because
      we
      > received notice that you passed away. May God bless  you. You may
      reapply
      if
      > there is a change in your  circumstances."
      >
      >
      >       --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South  Carolina
      >       ````````````````````````````
      >
      >
      >       "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug  this jack in at
      night
      as
      > they
      >       go to bed and it will monitor their heart  throughout the
      night. And
      >
      the
      >       next morning, when they wake up dead,  there'll be a record."
      >
      >
      >       --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
      >
      >
      >
      >       ...Feeling smarter yet?   Send it on to your brilliant friends,
      as I
      > am  doing.
      >
      >


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