- View Source"Hey!" shouted Touche', "you can't do that! This is a kid's story!"
"You just can't please some people!" complained the Beautiful
Verna. "But my costume's landed without me. What do you think I should
"Do the trick where you swoop down in your plane and pick up a hankie
off the ground with your teeth, only this time pick up the costume!"
said the Little Red--Headed Girl, pleased at the prospect of seeing
the trick done again.
"Okay," said the Beautiful Verna. She pushed her plane over into a
screaming dive, Timmy howling back in the rear cockpit as the ground
rushed up to meet them. As the plane reached the low point of it's
trajectory, she leaned out of the cockpit and picked up the costume
with her teeth, then soared back aloft with the costume streaming in
the wind. Somehow, she got through it all without damaging herself,
her plane, or her costume.
- View Source"Sign this," said the Puppy Dog, handing Blonde-fan Olsen a sheet of
paper covered with dirty paw prints. The Puppy Dog didn't know how to
write, but didn't let that stop him from manufacturing incriminating
"What is?" asked the Good Fairy's latest fan.
"It's a confession of all your crimes, including the ones you just
confessed to," said the Puppy Dog.
"Blonde-fan Olsen has another confession to make," said the Good
Fairy's latest fan. "He not know how to write."
"That's OK," said one of the stupid donkeys. "We'll sign it for you!"
Blonde-fan Olsen passed the paper to the three stupid donkeys, who
proceeded to sign it in the stupidest possible way. One donkey held the
pencil, and the other two moved the paper.
They couldn't write either, so they just signed it with an "x".