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    wReck thiS meSS ~ Radio Patapoe 88.3 ~ Amsterdam Ethno-Illogical Psycho-Radiographies: 335: Blurt PTP in the ether: 88.3FM Where purity & puerility are
    Message 1 of 1 , Jul 24, 2006
      wReck thiS meSS ~ Radio Patapoe 88.3 ~ Amsterdam

      Ethno-Illogical Psycho-Radiographies: 335: Blurt

      PTP in the ether: 88.3FM
      Where purity & puerility are synonymous
      streaming via internet:

      8 May 2006 / 17.00-19.00

      "The tank stopped in front of the clock. Couldn't tell the time."
      o Ted Milton

      Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We're all trying
      to experiment to find a way to live, to solve problems, to fend off
      madness and chaos.
      o David Cronenberg

      The St. Valentine's Day Mascara > Ted Milton vs Loopspool [1]
      Love is Like Violence > Ted Milton vs Steve Beresford [2]
      The A2 Through Thong > Blurt [3]
      Oh Pity Us > Ted Milton vs Paddy Steers & Andreas Gerth [2]
      What's Happening To You, Milton > Blurt [3]
      Fragment > Ted Milton vs BTN Orchestra [2]
      Miles Away > Ted Milton vs Paddy Steers & Andreas Gerth [2]

      I'm Your DJ > Lil Wally [4]

      "Are those crows in the pay of the reaper?"
      o Ted Milton

      Bright Red White and Blue > Blurt [3]
      Machina Machina > Blurt [3]
      Amour de ma Vie > Blurt [3]
      Q Samba > Arto Lindsay vs Sub Dub [5]
      Fuck Mickey > George Carlin [6]
      St. Valentine's Day Mascara > Ted Milton vs Loopspool [2]
      The St. Valentine's Day Mascara > Ted Milton vs Loopspool [1]
      Can't Beat Blim > Ted Mliton vs Sam Britten [2]
      On the Stage > Blurt [3]
      Kharms > Ted Milton [7]
      Forget About for Whom the Last Bell Tolls > Blurt [3]
      13 Rules for Composition > Ted Mliton vs Yam Yam [2]
      Viol Into Melt > Ted Milton [8]
      Nights Before > Blurt [3]
      Aboule ton Fric > Blurt [3]
      Fragment 2 > Ted Milton vs BTN Orchestra [2]
      Kasimik's Tractors > Blurt [9]
      Travelin' Blues > Slim Gaillard [10]

      [1] Unreleased single that was my top single for 2005 <www.tedmilton.net>.
      [2] "Odes" Signed limited edition CD of TM collaborations <www.tedmilton.net>.
      [3]"Let There Be Blurt: The Best of Blurt vol. 2" on Salamander
      [4] Lil Wally roots polka grindcore done loving butcher fashion.
      Wreck DJ gig intro song.
      [5] Other supreme white funkster who has ridden on the NY attitude
      and reputation for a long time. This was exemplified by his
      indifferent and incredibly truncated NY appearances. Did he really
      play once for 23 minutes after we'd waited 2.5 hours to see him. No
      encore. but has evolved into a kind of rougher edged carpetbagger
      than Paul Simon or David Byrne in the search for genuine soul and
      [6] "Mickey Mouse's birthday being announced on the news as if its an
      actual event. I don't give a shit. If I cared about Mickey Mouse's
      birthday I'd have memorized it years ago. And I'd send him a card:
      'Dear Mickey, happy birthday.' I don't do that. Why? I don't give a
      [7] TM is interested in the poetic works of Daniil Kharms (Daniil
      Ivanovich Yuvachev, 1905-1942), a Russian poet and absurd literature
      writer of the 1930s. He was arrested in 1941 on false charges, was
      "determined" to be insane and died of maltreatment and starvation in
      a psychiatric ward as St. Petersburg was besieged by the Nazis.
      [8] TM communes with the ambience of a Bahnhof.
      [9] "Celebrating the Bespoke Cell of Little-Ease"
      <www.tedmilton.co.uk>. Blurt 25 years on remains an amazingly
      efficient unit producing some of the most dynamic chord crunching
      avant-garde post punk jazz this side of the solar system. I met up
      with TM [sounds like a mantra trademark] in London on a recent visit
      and he gave me a very nice personal hand-crafted version of this CD,
      which includes some of the most dynamic and in-flight near ecstasy
      head bang rhythms around. Some inspired extemporaneous poesie as
      well. Had Dylan Thomas fronted a jazz combo, he may have sounded like
      this. One can only dream of what TM would have done with Leon Thomas.:

      * I was honored [and sweaty] again to DJ the Blurt evening in the
      OCCII [with openers Uw Hond!] May 5. This is with preoccupied with
      renovations and impending move mind youŠ My DJ Set during Blurt / Uw
      Hond concert: "I'm You DJ" by Lil Wally, Anarchic System, Burundi
      Black, the Diversions, Pigbag, the Contortions, Lizzy Mercier
      Descloux, Tassilli Players, Gary Clail & On-U Sound System, Robert
      Armant, the Slits, Ted Milton [Spoken Dub Manifesto], Le Hammond
      Inferno, Thomas Brinkmann, Si-cut.Db, Phil Von & the Gnawa Musicians
      of Fes, Muslimgauze, A Certain Ratio, Seven Sages of Mesopotamia,
      Al-Haca Soundsystem, Filastine, Ers One vs Junior Murvin, King Tubby
      vs Santic Allstars, Up Bustle & Out, Sub Dub, Snooze vs Serge
      Gainsbourg, Fab Five Freddy, Liminal, Alfredo Gutierrez, Johnny
      Weissmuller, Arto Lindsay vs Sub Dub, Tinaweh and others.

      o Meanwhile: months have gone by and so much has happened
      [decomposed]. The Dutch government fell but no one even heard the
      thunk of ministers collapsing to their dull knees. This current
      regime has done more to undo humanity within Dutch borders than even
      the most hate-mongering Imam [luckily not YOUR mom]. If this is as
      far right as the Dutch have ever veered in this century why does it
      seem they are still more reasonable and 'liberal' than the american
      government? That is scary. Having basically demonized and
      marginalized the poor, the unemployed, the foreigner, the unhealthy,
      the current government STILL can't balance the budget. The weird
      almost universal phenomenon is this: when the economy goes sour, why
      do the citizens of whatever country always believe the conservatives
      / republicans / tories / whatever other reptiles are better at
      handling the till? To blame politicians in UK, France, US, NL,
      wherever else we have embarrassing representatives in office is a
      little like flushing the toilet before you have taken a shit. Or
      something like that. The citizens in each land DO bear some
      responsibility for the governments they choose be it Lebanon
      [supporting hezbollah], Israel [voting in liklud and other
      neo-fascists], US [Bush and cabal] and allowing them the room [the
      excuse but also often the mandate] to do their work in the empty
      square of complacency.

      yes. very interesting and WAY too complicated to try to explain to
      foreigners / americans etc. verdonk vvd [almost fascist] wants to
      look upright and even-handed in her horrible dealings with asylum
      seekers by using the same harsh criteria on fellow cabal-member and
      parliamentarian ayan hirsi ali. she is forced to do so because she
      wants to be known as consequent and straight and narrow and thus
      unnuanced [bush-like]. this forces her to take an immediately
      unpopular position - hirsi ali lied and so cannot be dutch or a
      parlementarian. she is forced to recant basically and comes out under
      pressure FOR hirsi holding on to her dutch nationality despite lies
      that hirsi admits telling in the process. which makes verdonk an
      instant hypocrit. and shows how 'inconsequnet' and truly unclear her
      vision really is.

      hirsi ali, black african refugee and naturalised, on the other hand
      is no angel, hero, or innocent either. here is a former pvda [labor]
      member who stepped over to verdonk's get-tough on foreigners party.
      she has, as you know, come down rightly so on the side of moslim
      women as victims of moslim traditions. free the moslim women. BUT her
      manner and the angle that she is coming from does nothing but
      stigmatize the issue and ultimately she hinders womens lib progress.
      she is very telegenic and very articulate and seemingly smart BUT she
      cannot fathom the cognitive dissonance of her position in the vvd and
      her progressive side. FOR women as victims AGAINST women as asylum
      seekers - a very tautological position.

      she probably believes like me that religion or the way people
      interpret their religions must take a large part of the blame for the
      middle east, kashmir, ad nauseum... BUT she is not nuanced enough to
      go even-handed when it comes to religions. this would have helped her
      cause immensely with muslims if she were to be as critical of
      fundamentalist christians or orthodox jews or doctrinaire hindus but
      she kept her criticism exclusively to muslims. bad strategy.

      ultimately, she showed her true colors by taking a job at the neo-con
      think tank, american heritage institute, which only further
      undermines her veracity. in debates with leftist [muslim] women and
      from groen links etc. she often did not DO that well and assumed her
      fame and telegenic prowess would get her thru. now she is in the den
      of wolves [disguised in wolves clothing] among the cheneys etc. where
      she feels no doubt frighteningly comfortable. and that they [american
      heritage institute] have embraced her as a freedom fighter or
      whatever just shows this is my humble stix and stones quick fix
      version. she will now make a film about anti-homo muslims at an
      anti-homo institute...

      o Blurt were in fine form in May in the early part of their first of
      many last Blurt Euro-tours, working like a buzzsaw through the entire
      catalog of punk-funk and beyond. Milton, sounding like a slivery
      white host on the end of James Brown's tongue, managed to give lots
      of electric tools some competition. How does soul work within
      mesmerizing monotony, brilliant guitar work, and drums that pounded
      dull divets into your chest. It all has to do with passion,
      inspiration converted into something not quite palatable, not quite
      spirits/whiskey, not quite an aftertaste, not quite a musical style
      you want to give a name [its too dodgy] but at least a ring in your
      ears that reminds you, you got to mention how brilliant the night was
      when you wake up. You stand there in the club in all your pleated or
      permapress or wrinkled presumption, in all your arrogance-acruing
      experience and Blurt, Milton's lyrics, his conniption howls, the
      sinister and incisive guitars etc. take you apart piece by piece like
      you are nothing but a big fleshy teetering Lego construct. You end up
      by the end of the night ankle high, verily oozing out the club's
      front door, thankful that you have been reduced to electrocuted
      protoplasm. A Blurt concert then is like a complete makeover: hair,
      shirt, body, mind, heart. And somehow Blurt continues to be able to
      evoke the past without a hint of dust or rust, are able to sound new,
      lean, updated without a hint of trend-mongering are able to
      ezperiment, improvise, taunt, babble on with the whiskey and still
      come out of it a familiarly strange kettle of fish, elusive gearwork
      to a watch with no hands, alluding to Dada without ever invoking any
      gods of chaos. Timeless.

      Notes on other Patapoe audionauts & nuts:
      o Jonges v/d Vlakte [Boys from the Plains]: "De cottonpickin' Jongens
      van de cottonpickin' Vlakte" play a piquant, illuminating, and
      playfully irritating mix of faulty music, of near-misses, of obscure
      failures, of world music that is not from this world 19.00-20.30
      [Dutch time, subtract 1 hr for UK, subtract 6 hrs for US East Coast]
      Mondays @ PTP

      o Dr. Doo Wop is one of the most eccentric and stimulating radio
      shows anywhere. Sartre, DeSade, Doo Wop and music from the gonads.
      Now on Radio Patapoe on Sunday 17.00-18.00 Amsterdam time

      o Chaos K is sometimes back at the spot just before mine, 15-17
      Mondays. K. presents punk and activism.

      o Radio Antarctica is in temporary exile in the UK. Expect periodic
      patriotic broadcasts to rouse the troops on the mainland. He
      threatens a return to man the turrets.

      o Super Nova is a big potpourri of sounds influences and information
      both local and elsewhere. Can you picture a sound? On Sundays

      o Wildcat Radio: Anarchist organization presents radio as it should
      be - in your ear. Saturdays 18.00-20.00.

      o De Oktoskoop: Kinderen/kid/children/rugrats and other visionaries.
      Sat. 11.30-13.30. on vacation.

      o POLYPHAKE PLAPPERLAPAPP: "polyphone audioerosion featuring
      occasional beatweirdniks in an plaperlappap assemblage hosted by F.
      Fiasko 22:30-?? Wednesdays

      o Radio Worm: Rotterdam-based radio collective presents inventive
      programming to baffle all preconceptions. Midnight Sundays and in
      autopilot rotation.

      o HET PROGRAMMA: industrial lounge for collapsing people. Tuesdays 21:00

      * new home of Amsterdam's Radio Vrije Keyser: 89.6 FM
      * Radio Tonka, The Hague's 10-year-old free radio <www.radiotonka.nl/>
      * Radio Wanklank 90.9 FM, free radio in Wageningen <www.wanklank.nl>
      * Wreck This Mess-Paris @ Radio Libertaire, Paris 89.4
      <http://dune2.info:5000/radiolib.m3u> on Tuesdays 12:30-14:30
      * Black Sifichi / Audiometric is broadcast on: Aligre FM / 93.1 Paris
      (sat 22.30 - sun 7:00) http://www.aligrefm.org
      Eko Des Garrigues 88.5 FM Montpellier ( 19h - 22h)
      RTF 95.4 FM Limoges (wed 21h-23h) http://www.rtflimoges.com)

      Send all sound material for airplay and review to:
      Wreck This MeSS
      Radio Patapoe
      bart plantenga
      Dina Appeldoornstraat 11-3
      1076 AX Amsterdam
      the Netherlands

      o Old playlists archived at <http://www.wfmu.org/~bart/
      o Selected Playlists at http://www.romanapoli.com/black/wreckthismess.html
      o Someday: <http://wreckthismess.com/>
      o Check out NEW excerpts from my erotic-dérive novel: Paris Sex Tete
      on Parisiana <http://www.parisiana.com/>

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