Re: Miles Box
- Actually this is the box with the DVD in which for the first half
hour he turns his back to you and takes his hip jacket off for half
an hour. Then he picks up his horn and cues the band to stop and
then start back up. After that he walks around with baby steps in
circles with the trumpet to his lips, making sure that the floor can
indeed see the bell for another half hour. Then he walks up to the
organ, elbows it and glares at you for a half hour. Then when all of
that's done, he goes to play his first trumpet notes, and it's a
single fly fart after which the band wraps it up. When all of that's
done if you go to the menu and highlight the pretentious, redundant,
flashing silhouette and enter the running time of "He Loved Him
Madly", then Miles calls you a motherfucker, and pretends to jump out
of the TV screen and give you the Zen Stick.
--- In firstname.lastname@example.org, Simon Fay <simonfay2001@y...> wrote:
> "Message: 8
> Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 04:55:43 -0000
> From: "gradyfinklemyer" <gradyfinklemyer@y...>
> Subject: the ultimate in "pretentious"?
> Ah this must be the one with the bonus DVD of
> awestruck tearful testimonies from his sidemen about
> how being berated and threatened by MD heightened
> their appreciation of his 'enigmatic' obnoxiousness.
> "Being punched and called 'motherfucker' by Miles was
> just...I can't even begin...man, did you ever hear of
> the Zen Stick?"
> Seriously - is this box the 'Live/Evil' era?
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