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    wReck thiS meSS ~ Radio Patapoe 97.2 ~ Amsterdam Ethno-Illogical Psycho-Radiographies: no. 251: Don t Piss in my Beer Maandag, 5 April 2004 (17.00 to 19.00)
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      wReck thiS meSS ~ Radio Patapoe 97.2 ~ Amsterdam

      Ethno-Illogical Psycho-Radiographies: no. 251: Don't Piss in my Beer

      Maandag, 5 April 2004 (17.00 to 19.00)

      SIMUL-streaming <http://freeteam.nl/patapoe/>

      Nigucon > Guido Del Fabbro [1]
      Ain't Dub Ironic? > Zenzile & Jamika meet Cello [2]
      Sin City > Guido Del Fabbro [1]
      The Bar #1 > Robert Ashley [3]
      Second Avenue > Little Annie & the Legally Jammin' [4]
      De Syndikaten / De Glorievolle volk > Kollektief Internationale
      Nieuwe Scene [5]
      Hey-Hee-Hi-Ho > Medeski Martin & Wood vs IllyB [6]
      Room 69ŠMoi? > Gare du Nord [7]
      Backtrack Jack > Little Annie & the Legally Jammin' [4]
      Jaga Ode > Alpendub [8]
      Boch I > Alpendub [8]
      Sourié > Gnawa N'Joum Experience [9]
      Der Weg Zum Herzen > Alpendub [8]
      Essaim > Guido Del Fabbro [1]
      Demolition > Kinks [10]
      Remote Control Dub > Keith LeBlanc vs Interference [11]
      Satan's Church of Hypnotized Logic > Medeski Martin & Wood vs Bill Laswell [6]
      Negro Modelo > Apparat [12]
      Random American Television > Anonymous [13]
      Everything is Right > Velvet Monkeys [13]
      Time Does Not Confine Her > Egoslavia [13]
      Poem Rouge > Gare du Nord [7]
      Die Schaffnerinnen > Alpendub [8]
      Sepp Dub > Alpendub [8]
      Rhythm & Booze > Buck Owens [14]
      An Open Letter to My Teenage Son > Victor Lundberg [15]
      Schreck > Alpendub [8]
      I Hate Goodbyes > Bobby Bare [16]
      Jodel Zug > Jopie Vogelvang [17]

      [1] "Carré de Sable" on Empreintes Digitales <www.actuellecd.com> A
      schizoidal and very satisfying copllection of works that waver
      between ponderous-speculative and curious-fun.

      [2] "5 + 1" on Small Axe is a FR/UK dubby and ornery Massive Attack /
      Portisheadish presentation of beats, style and lyrical content. The
      birth of sinister and festering cool.

      [3] One of the great raconteurs of post-modern adventures in a world
      lost to art-speak. His voice here is like Mose Allison in a Soho art
      gallery with one too many cheap wine spritzers.

      [4] "Little Annie & the Legally Jammin'" on Italic <www.italic.de>. I
      have had Annie on my radio show, I have dj-ed for her in a
      Williamsburg Mustard Factory, have ridden in a car and confessed to
      having once liked Dan Fogelberg on our way up to Westchester. She is
      one of the great meeting points of Carmen McRae, Lili Marleen and
      dub, sounding like a rejuvenated and triumphant Warhol sidebar.

      [5] "Liederen & Ballades 1" on Kollektief Internationale Nieuwe Scene
      vinyl. Imagine Mad Dogs & Englishmen singing revolutionary 60s-style
      Dario Fo songs in Belgian/Dutch. Charmingly rousing. Rosy-cheeked
      hopefulness. Creative indignityŠ

      [6] "Combustion Remix EP" on Bluenote <www.bluenote.net> Creative
      post-lounge jazz remixed for maximum EKG effect.

      [7] "In Search of Excellounge" on Moving Coil Music
      <info@...>. Cool is cool and here they replicate St.
      Germain sound. Buoyant virtual post-hysteria jazz-downbeat.

      [8] "Jo-Delay" on The Man Cable <www.alpendub.net>. A deliriously
      heady and earnest mix of dub and yodeling. This would seem to be
      right up my eustachian tube and yes, you are right. This is one of
      the best releases of 2004 and they don't even have a label yet. I
      heard them in early December on NPR at a precise and
      synchronicity-charmed time when there was supposed to be a segment on
      NPR about my yodeling book. Well, you can imagine my pleasant
      surprise at discovering this most unusual and yet organic of fusions
      - yodeling and dub!

      [9] "Gnawa N Joum Experience" on boumbaclash <www.boumbaclash.com>.
      brilliant synthesis of world musics and global anxieties in a savvy
      dubby trip hop meets afro-arab-pop. Very interesting.

      [10] "Preservation Act 1" on RCA, 1973 vinyl. Charming pop socialism.
      Ray Davies never got his proper lyrical due as Brittainia's Phil Ochs.

      [11] "Stop the Confusion (Global Interference)" on Echo Beach. Future
      release of vintage KL trax. He tore up the skins, redrew the paradigm
      with drum stix dipped in bodily fluids. He made drums sound like a
      critique of the logic of warŠ

      [12] "Duplex" on Shitkatapult is the sound of Buddhist bells inside
      the exploded of tech gadgets about to go the route of sabotage. There
      is melody and a moment of happy face confrontation as we flee the
      flood of information rain, in fact there are survival tactics that
      involve taking the glitch and dissonance and making it into a drum n
      bass meets flamenco affair. I am somehow reminded of what Durruti
      Cloumn or Sylvain Chauveau would sound like in a studio with all the
      wires and inputs and outputs exposed to the corrosive effects of
      humidity, mold and rust.

      [13] "Sub Pop 9: 4 countries 14 Cities" on Sub Pop Cassettes. Great
      early grungy stuff back when noise was still fun and less conceptual.
      Inept psychedelia from DC band VM. Charmingly awkward. While
      Egoslavia has one of the best band names ever. They never lived up to
      the name nor their post-Bush-Tetras atonal hypeŠ also from DC.

      [14] "40 Greatest Country Hits" on Black Tulip. Among the schlock
      some real gems.

      [15] "Amazing Thrift" on Ooh Ooh Music cassettes, early 1980s.
      Selection of kitsch-ripe pieces including this often replayed piece
      of earnest generation gap dialectic. Was it genuine paternal angst or
      was it always tongue-in-cheeky?

      [16] "Country Club" on RCA vinyl. One of the funnier country stars. From Ohio.

      [17] "Demo / Remixes" on personal CDR from JV
      <jopievogelvang@...>. Interesting boomboom remixes of sped-up
      jodeling and schmaltzy old-style Tirolean kitsch in a house-party
      atmosphere. She has a great spirit and yodels in the style of Olga
      LowinaŠ Lives outside Amsterdam and is available for performances and
      epiglottal feats.

      ~*~*~*~

      o On Saturday 29th May there will be a benefit for Leiden's
      free/pirate radio station, Koekoeroe Reedio
      <http://squat.net/koekoeroe/algemeen/main.htm> at Vrankrijk,
      Spuisraat in the centrum of Amsterdam. During the evening there will
      be a Vrije [free] Radio debate. Meanwhile, Radio Tonka
      <http://www.radiotonka.nl/> of The Hague was recently stormed by the
      radio police. Equipment was taken and Tonka remains off the air. All
      is eerily still at Patapoe. Equipment problems, money shortages,
      squabbles with asocial egotist DJs who think it is cool to be totally
      selfish and self-promoting as the already injured and fragile
      equipment takes another beating. We are down but nowhere near out! We
      continue to broadcast sometimes with as little as 2 or 3 inputs
      [making smooth segues and programming difficult] - recently NO
      turntables - and yet it all remains fun during wartime.

      o REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE <via http://info.interactivist.net>
      New York, NY
      6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
      6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
      6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
      6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
      6:46 PM Seminar #1 Getting your kid a military deferment
      7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
      7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
      7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury - it's what's for dinner.
      8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
      8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
      8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
      8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
      8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future
      9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
      9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
      9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires
      9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
      10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
      10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
      10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
      10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare.
      10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt
      10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans
      10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
      10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: a drain on our nation's economy.
      11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Pinata
      11:20 PM 2nd Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The dangerous cult
      11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
      11:35 PM Blame Clinton
      11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
      11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
      12: 00PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

      o W's SECOND TERM [via Eddie le Bois]
      by Robert B. Reich [Professor and Secretary of Labor during Clinton's
      1st term and no radical by any measure] (The American Prospect /
      April 2004)

      Musings about a second Bush term typically assume four years of the
      same right-wing policies we've had to date. But it'd likely be far
      worse. So far, the Bush administration has had to govern with the
      expectation of facing American voters again in 2004. But suppose
      George W. Bush wins a second term. The constraint of a re-election
      contest will be goneŠ

      A friend who specializes in foreign policy and hobnobs with
      subcabinet officials in the Defense and State Departments told me
      that the only thing that's stopped the Bushies from storming into
      Iran and North Korea is the upcoming election. If Bush is re-elected,
      "(Dick) Cheney and (Donald) Rumsfeld are out of the box," he said.
      "They'll take Bush's re-election as a mandate to wage the 'war of
      terror' everywhere and anywhere."

      The second term's defense team will be even harder line than the
      current one. Colin Powell will go. Condoleezza Rice will take over at
      the State Department. Rumsfeld will consolidate power as the
      president's national-security advisor. Paul Wolfowitz will run the
      Defense Department. Domestic policy will swing further right. A
      re-election would strengthen the White House's hand on issues that
      even many congressional Republicans have had a hard time accepting,
      such as the assault on civil liberties. Bush will seek to push
      "Patriot II" through Congress, giving the Justice Department and the
      FBI powers to inspect mail, and examine personal medical records,
      insurance claims, and bank accounts.

      Right-wing Evangelicals will solidify their control over the
      departments of Justice, Education, and Health and Human Services -
      curtailing abortions, putting federal funds into the hands of private
      religious groups, pushing prayer in the public schools, and promoting
      creationismŠ.

      Meanwhile, the few shards of regulation still protecting the
      environment and the safety of American workers will be eliminated.

      Justice Sandra Day O'Connor will surely step down from the Supreme
      Court, possibly joined by at least one other Jurist, opening the way
      for the white House to nominate a series of right-wing justices,
      [and] Bush may well nominate Antonin Scalia for the top slot -
      opening the way for Scalia and Clarence Thomas to dominate the Court.
      Such a court will curtail abortion rights, whittle down the Fourth
      and Fifth amendments, end all affirmative action, and eliminate much
      of what's left of the barrier between church and state.

      Karl Rove and Tom DeLay, meanwhile, will have four more years to
      fulfill their goal of transforming American democracy into a
      one-party state. Congressional redistricting across the nation will
      make Texas' recent antics seem a model of democratic deliberation.
      Automated voting machines will be easily rigged, with no paper trails
      to document abusesŠ Finally, the Federal Communications Commission
      will allow three or four giant media empires - all tightly connected
      by the Republican Party - to consolidate their ownership over all
      television and radio broadcasting.

      Nothing is more dangerous to a republic than fanatics unconstrained
      by democratic politics. Yet in a second term of this administration,
      that's exactly what we'll have.


      ~*~*~~*~*
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