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Re: [thewire] WRECK Beats the Dutch

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  • chux
    Farts can bring more excitement into wedlock if administered in a Dutch Oven: this is where one partner lets go a huge fart, pulls the duvet cover or bed
    Message 1 of 2 , Aug 3 6:13 AM
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      "Farts can bring more excitement into wedlock if administered in a
      Dutch Oven: this is where one partner lets go a huge fart, pulls the
      duvet cover or bed sheets over the head of their loved one, trapping
      them in a confusion of methane, while shouting triumphantly, 'Dutch
      oven! Dutch oven!' The person trapped will wriggle like an eel, the
      trapper will then nearly die laughing and it will all end up in a
      really boisterous play fight. Of course, this is all in questionable
      taste."

      (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A673508)

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      -chx

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