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  • dasimperator
    Enjoy this old Dave Letterman Top Ten list Top ten reasons the English lost the colonies 10 Hard to shoot straight with sissified wig falling in
    Message 1 of 1 , Jul 4, 2001
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      Enjoy this old Dave Letterman Top Ten
      list<br><br>Top ten reasons the English lost the
      colonies<br><br>10 Hard to shoot straight with sissified wig falling
      in your eyes.<br><br>9 Wanted to just lose New
      Jersey but got carried away.<br><br>8 Colonists on
      steroids.<br><br>7 Sent too much time guessing who's gay in the
      royal family.<br><br>6 Their diet: tea and crumpets.
      American diet: raw squirrel meat and whiskey.<br><br>5
      Serious problem with "snuff" abuse.<br><br>4 Lot's of
      painful poking accidents trying to put on those pointy
      hats of theirs.<br><br>3 Americans had
      Batman!<br><br>2 Wanted to get first draft choice.<br><br>And the
      number one reason the British lost the
      colonies...<br><br>Uninspiring battle cry: "Let's win this one for our swishy
      inbred monarch!"<br><br>Of course Don King probably
      fixed the whole thing...
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