ObamaCare Democrat Medical Directory!
- 01. Benign: What you be after you be eight.02. Artery: The study of paintings.03. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.04. Barium: What doctors do when patients die.05. Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.06. CAT scan: Searching for kitty.07. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.08. Colic: A sheep dog.09. Coma: A punctuation mark.10. D & C: Where Washington is.11. Dilate: To live long.12. Enema: Not a friend.13. Fester: Quicker than someone else.14. Fibula: A small lie.15. G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball.16. Hangnail: Where you put your coat.17. Impotent: Distinguished, well-known.18. Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.19. Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.20. Morbid: A higher offer than I made.21. Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.22. Node: I knew it.24. Outpatient: A person who has fainted.25. Pap Smear: A lie about someone's father.26. Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.27. Post Operative: A letter carrier.28. Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.29. Rectum: Darn near killed him.30. Secretion: Hiding something.31. Seizure: Roman emperor.32. Tablet: A small table.33. Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.34. Tumor: More than one.35. Urine: Opposite of you're out.36. Varicose: Near by/close by.*Don't laugh - the law which nobody read has passed!