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  • Deepak S.
    Easy way to learn German. I promise you will learn German by the time you finish reading this mail, here you go... The European Union commissioners have
    Message 1 of 2 , Mar 1, 2005
      Easy way to learn German. I promise you will learn German by the time
      you finish reading this mail, here you go...
      The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been
      reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
      communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As
      part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English
      spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year
      phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In
      the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly,
      sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will
      be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but
      typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik
      enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be
      replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent
      shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
      expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
      possible.
      Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
      always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
      horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would
      go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
      replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary
      "o" kan
      be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be
      aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al
      be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas ....



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    • Saradha Sivarajan
      hi it is interesting and i learnt the German now. Regards Saradha Deepak S. wrote: Easy way to learn German. I promise you will learn
      Message 2 of 2 , Mar 1, 2005
        hi it is interesting and i learnt the German now.
         
        Regards
         
        Saradha

        "Deepak S." <deepak@...> wrote:


        Easy way to learn German. I promise you will learn German by the time
        you finish reading this mail, here you go...
        The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been
        reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
        communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As
        part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English
        spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year
        phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In
        the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly,
        sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will
        be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but
        typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik
        enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be
        replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent
        shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
        expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
        possible.
        Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
        always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
        horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would
        go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
        replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary
        "o" kan
        be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be
        aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al
        be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas ....



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