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  • Eshwar
    Hi ppl, Professor at IIM was explaining marketing concepts: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, I am very rich.Marry me! That s
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      Hi ppl,

      Professor at IIM   was explaining marketing concepts:
       
       

                          You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

                  You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"

                                That's Direct Marketing.
       
       
                  You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

                                    gorgeous girl.

                  One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at

                          you says, "He's very rich.Marry him."

                                  That's Advertising.
       
       
       

                          You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

        You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and

                            say "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."

                                  That's Telemarketing.
       
       
         You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten

        your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for

        her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,

                    "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"

                                That's Public Relations.
       
       
          You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

                                          says,

                    "You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition.
       
       
          You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm

              rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

                            That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

                                          

          You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am

              very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband

                              That's demand and supply gap.
       
       
          You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you

      say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she turns her face towards you
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                                  she is your wife !

                    That's competitioneating into your market share.


      Cheers,

      someone known....


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