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    suzy emailed this to me... i thought it was funny so i m sending it your way. except, i forget which way to send it, so i guess i m sending it all ways. love
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      suzy emailed this to me... i thought it was funny so i'm sending it your way. except, i forget which way to send it, so i guess i'm sending it all ways.

      love you.





      >     2 tough questions ! ! !
      >
      >       Q1.
      >       If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
      >who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
      >syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
      >
      >
      >       Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
      >
      >
      >       Q2:
      >       It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
      >Here are the facts about the three candidates.
      >       Who would you vote for?
      >
      >
      >
      >       Candidate A.
      >       Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
      >He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8
      >       to 10 martinis a day.
      >
      >
      >
      >       Candidate B.
      >       He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
      >college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
      >
      >
      >
      >       Candidate C
      >       He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
      >an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >       Which of these candidates would be your choice?
      >       Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
      >
      >       ------------------------------ ------------------------------
      >
      >
      >
      >
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      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >       Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
      >       Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
      >       Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >       And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
      >       If you said
      >
      >       YES,
      >
      >
      >       you just killed Beethoven !
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >       Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
      >someone.
      >       Wait till you see the end of this note!
      >       Keep reading..
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >       Never be afraid to try something new.
      >       Remember: Amateurs..built the ark.
      >       Professionals...built the Titanic
      >
      >       And finally.................
      >
      >
      >       can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than
      >500 employees and has the following statistics:
      >
      >
      >       * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
      >       * 7 have been arrested for fraud
      >       * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
      >       * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
      >       * 3 have done time fo r assault
      >       * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
      >       * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
      >       * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
      >       * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
      >       * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
      >
      >
      >       Can you guess which organization this is?
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >       Give up yet?
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >       It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
      >       The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws
      >       each year designed to
      >       keep the rest of us in line.

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