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  • Fred Merker
    Makes perfect senseà..! Rural Computer Terminology LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more
    Message 1 of 1 , Sep 23, 2013
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      Makes perfect sense…..!

      Rural Computer Terminology

      LOG ON:                  Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.
      LOG OFF:                Not adding any more wood to the barbie.
      MONITOR:               Keeping an eye on the barbie.
      DOWNLOAD:           Getting the firewood off the Ute.
      HARD DRIVE:           Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
      KEYBOARD:            Where you hang the Ute keys.
      WINDOW:                What you shut when the weather's cold.
      SCREEN:                 What you shut in the mozzie season.
      BYTE:                      What mozzies do.
      MEGABYTE:            What Townsville mozzies do.
      CHIP:                       A bar snack.
      MICROCHIP:            What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
      MODEM:                  What you did to the lawns.
      LAPTOP:                  Where the cat sleeps.
      SOFTWARE:            Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.
      HARDWARE:            Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.
      MOUSE:                   The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
      MAINFRAME:           What holds the shed up.
      WEB:                       What spiders make.
      WEBSITE:                Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
      SEARCH ENGINE:    What you do when the Ute won't go.
      CURSOR:                 What you say when the Ute won't go.
      YAHOO:                   What you say when the Ute does go.
      UPGRADE:               A steep hill.
      SERVER:                 The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
      MAIL SERVER:        The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
      USER:                      The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
      NETWORK:              What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
      INTERNET:               Where you want the fish to go.
      NETSCAPE:             What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net.
      ONLINE:                   Where you hang the washing.
      OFFLINE:                 Where the washing ends up when the pegs break..

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