Fwd: [coldcamp] A Santa Story
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From: Adam Loudermilk <theloudermilk@...>
Date: Dec 11, 2006 12:43 AM
Subject: [coldcamp] A Santa Story
To: firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com, Austin Burner Chit-Chat < austin-chat@...>
"In pitched battle: homoerotic grab-ass wrestling, beer thievery,
polemical anti-clownist chants, provocative taunts, impotent threats.
My crew were the only Santas to show up, the San Francisco group had
left us to our own devices. Someone must've negotiated a truce because
the next thing I know we were all riding atop the roof of a sinister
bus filled with clowns. I staggered 'round an open fire pit (an open
fire pit! on a moving vehicle!) while I drank myself into a tequila
stupor. Imprinted forever on my mind from that night is the vision of
clowns having sex, lots of clowns, lots of sex."
Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
– Alexander Hamilton