(Expletive Deleted) I can't come !!!!
- Yippy Yule Tide to all Santas !!!!! I wish you the best of bar hops
with lots of HO HO HO's. (pun intended) I wish I could be with you
this year but finals keep me cooped up in my office through the
14th. I was hoping to make it to Cicero's to help you kick things
off but it doesn't look as if that will happen either. This means
you will all have to have an extra drink in my absence. (Let it be
written, let it be done)
Stay out of trouble and don't piss off the Rent-A-Cops at Union
Station. On second thought, they deserve it....go ahead and piss
them off. Just remember to bring a roll of quarters wrapped in duct
Dyslexic Christians Sell Their Soul To Santa !!!!