605random santa silliness
- Nov 25, 20075 random rules fo new york city sidewalk santas(from the volunteers of America guidebook)1. No garlic or raw onions. Two words: breath mints2. Don't climb down, sit on, or lean against your chimney collection box.3. If a child asks, "Are you really Santa Claus?" reply, "I'm Santa's helper. The big guy is at the North Pole getting ready for Christmas."4. Don't accessorize you snow-white Santa beard with crumbly potato chips or sticky candy canes. In the beard department, less is more.5. Do ring your bell rhythmically and say your ho-ho-ho's joyfully. Remember: you are an icon with an image to maintain.So Santa's . . . maintain that image ;)
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