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1241RE: [stlouis_santarchy] S t L S A N T A R C H Y 2010 Dec11th

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  • Michelle Vollmar Powers
    Dec 2, 2010

      For any newbies, or those that can’t remember previous years (hey, that was a long time ago), following is some info I’ve saved and found helpful over the years.  (Limo is whatever you’re traveling in these days and canes have become a megaphone, but who knows what’ll be this year – just listen for it.)   

      Ho Ho, UH OH! ~ Michelvis

       

      RULES OF CONDUCT

      1. HAVE FUN

      2. BE NICE

      3. BE NAUGHTY (IN THE GOOD WAY )

      4.  STAY IN YOUR ASSIGNED LIMO

      5.  DO NOT PUKE IN THE LIMO

      6. LISTEN FOR THE SOUNDING OF THE CANES

       (This means it’s time to go.  Santa has a lot of boys and girls to visit and only one day to do it in, so pay for your drinks as you go and when you hear the canes, get your jolly fat ass movin’.)

       

      7. TREAT HO HO HOS WITH RESPECT AND BUY THEM DRINKS !

      8. DON’T LET NOBODY F@*! WITH OUR HOS

      9. WATCH OUT FOR YOUR FELLOW SANTAS

      (If a Santa should happen to fall, you must yell: “Santa Down”, then quickly help him to his feet, and/or cane him repeatedly.) 

      10. NO WHINING, BITCHING OR MOANING                               

      11. IF QUESTIONED BY POLICE USE NO NAMES    Simply say: “Santa did it.”

       

       

      NO FIGHTING * NO SPITTING * NO GAMBLING * NO BARE FEET  

       


      From: stlouis_santarchy@yahoogroups.com [mailto:stlouis_santarchy@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Lohr
      Sent: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 6:49 PM
      To: Santarchy; Gateway Burners; criticalmass@yahoogroups.com; spagarts@yahoogroups.com; stlouis-announce; missouri-announce; Midwest Burners Burners
      Subject: [stlouis_santarchy] S t L S A N T A R C H Y 2010 Dec11th

       

       

      S t L S A N T A R C H Y

      THE DATE IS SATURDAY DECEMBER 11th, 2010

      HO HO uH-Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm
      telling you why: Santarchy is coming to town!

      It's time for St. Louis ' own version of the time-honored tradition of
      Santarchy. "What is Santarchy?" you say? Santarchy is better experienced than
      explained, but I'll tell you this. All those with the affinity for the FrEaKy,
      the curiosity of the CrAzY are invited to get dressed up in a Santa Suit and
      join us in celebration of and/or protestation to the holiday season.

      Dress as your own inner Santa or whatever other holidayesque outfit you create
      and join us for an all day march all around St. Louis spreading holiday cheer
      and presents. Yes, presents too. If you come across the mob of Santas you will
      most likely leave with a gift. Previous gifts have included candy-canes, lumps
      of coal, mutant toys, vegetables, special prizes, and many other twisted gifts
      for the naughty and nice little boys and girls.

      Santas shall stomp, stumble and spit across the city while chanting, "You
      better Watch Out! You better Watch Out! You better Watch Out! You better Watch
      Out!..." Come rampage through the city. All are welcome.

      StL SANTARCHY
      December 11th, 2010

      University City
      11:30 Bar Cicero 's
      12:30 Bar Blueberry Hill
      1:25 Metro Delmar -> Union Station Eastbound

      Union Station
      1:45 Bar Key West
      2:30 Bar Union Station Lobby Bar

      Locust Ave.
      3:30 Bar Tin Can, Downtown
      4:15 Bar El Borracho

      Washington Ave.
      5:00 Photo The City Museum
      5:45 Bar Lola
      6:30 Bar Flamingo Bowl

      Downtown
      7:15 Bar Jack Patrick's
      7:55 Photo Photo Op City Gardens
      8:42 Metro 8th & Pine -> Civic Center
      9:01 Bus #73 14th & Spruce -> 12th & Russell

      Soulard
      9:30 Bar Nadine's Gin Joint
      10:05 Bar The Shanti
      10:40 Bar 1860's Hardshell Cafe
      11:15 Bar Bar Molly's
      12:29 Bus Soulard Farmers Market/Broadway
      #30 Soulard -> Arsenal/Grand

      South Grand
      12:30 Bar CBGBs
      1:10 Bar Mangia Italiano

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