Top 10 signs your wife is in the Ramtha cult
- 10. She says there's enough room for 2 years supply of toilet paper
in the underground bunker that you paid for, but not enough room for
you when the bomb is dropped.
9. Her new friend from Yelm has 38 room mates and lives in a two
bedroom mobile home.
8. At night you hear strange breathing noises, then find your wife
lying unconscious on the floor suffering from asphyxiation.
7. She gives you music CDs in which you're unable to hear the
6. Her breath smells like goat cheese and wine.
5. The counter on her home page counts the number of days until the
4. During a fight she tells you to go to the light at the end of the
tunnel when you die.
3. She only answers to the name Nefertitti.
2. She says that you're an illusion and don't exist.
And the number one sign your wife is in the Ramtha cult. . .
1. The new Ramtha tattoo on her derriere.