RE: [steiner] Ramtha Parody
- View SourceMathew is indeed developing his innate talents as a serious writer!
Regarding JZ Knight's pursuits:
Who was it who said to the effect "There's a sucker born every minute"?
--- On Wed 07/05, Mathew Morrell < tma4cbt@... > wrote:
Hi, my name is JZ Knight---and I have an embarrassing confession to
make. You may know me as "that lady who channels Ramtha" or as Zsa
Zsa Gabor, my stage name. Over the last thirty years I've suckered
tens of millions of dollars from the pockets of my stupid yet devoted
followers, without ever being exactly honest with them.
You see, I've never channeled Ramtha---and I feel guilty about that.
That is, I never channeled the spirit of Ramtha, the 30,000 year old
ascended master from Atlantis. It's all been a complete lie.
Thousands of people all around the world have drastically altered
their lives, ditched their husbands, abandon their families,
bastardized their children, just so they could attend my initiate
training academy in Yelm, WA.
And what did I give them in return? I gave them lies, unbelievable,
outrageous lies that only a five year old child would believe. I
told them that the world was going to be deluged in flood, fire and
earthquakes, and that only they, my cherished followers, would
survive the environmental dooms day. What total nincompoops.
Again, I'm really, really sorry. It's just that, it was so easy.
Sometimes, when I think of all the sacrifices that my followers made,
I want to hurt myself. I want to grab my neck and squeeze as hard as
I can. Sometimes I want to strangle my followers, but mostly it's
myself. If my followers weren't such stupid idiots, I would have
confessed long, long ago; but they're such damned fools, it was like
taking money from inebriated sailors on weekend furlough.
The truth of the matter is, I've been channeling an auto mechanic for
the last thirty years---not Ramtha. It physically hurts to say that,
but it's true. His name is Ned and he's a grease monkey. In 1977 he
died at a tractor pulling contest, when one of the chains snapped and
hit him in the skull. On the same night, in 1977, I was screwing
around with a ouji board, completely stoned out of my mind, when I
made contact with his disembodied spirit. He said to me, "Got any
No banners. No pop-ups. No kidding.
Make My Way your home on the Web - http://www.myway.com
- View Source******* That was from the great American "philosopher" P.T. Barnum.
BTW, if you'd like to hear a great parody of California New Age
nuttiness, the Firesign Theater ----all the way back in the 1970s when it
was all just starting ---- did an abum called "Everything You Know Is Wrong"
(also a short film of the same name which I have a copy of, butwhich isn't
easy to find like the album), in which the Art Bell-type radio wacko "Happy"
Cox changes the saying a bit to more closely match the creed of snake-oil
salesmen like Dan Brown, Elizabeth Clare Prophet, Swami Rajneesh and so many
others: "There's a SEEKER born every minute." ;->
Ah, all the more reason to try to introduce people to spirit
science----the ruling paradigm of the West has become falsified and no
longer answers the needs of the human soul, so people are seeking, and need
to find their way to the real thing, as we know it is from experience.
>Regarding JZ Knight's pursuits:
>Who was it who said to the effect "There's a sucker born every minute"?
> --- On Wed 07/05, Mathew Morrell < tma4cbt@... > wrote:
> Ramtha Parody