Too true! I just brought my other horse back from Christiane's so now I
have all my boys here - yippee! (I have Rossini and Parelli at
Franktown and Beau retired in a pasture on Franktown Road with another
older horse and a goat!)
See you at the Christmas party!
] On Behalf
Of Cindy H
Sent: Saturday, December 02, 2006 5:28 PM
Subject: [snc-cds] Just a little funny...
Snagged from another group, no author stated. Enjoy.
When you are tense, let me teach you to relax.
When you are short tempered, let me teach you to be patient.
When you are short sighted, let me teach you to see.
When you are quick to react, let me teach you to be thoughtful.
When you are angry, let me teach you to be serene.
When you feel superior, let me teach you to be respectful.
When you are self absorbed, let me teach you to think of greater things.
When you are arrogant, let me teach you humility.
When you are lonely, let me be your companion.
When you are tired, let me carry the load.
When you need to learn, let me teach you.
After all, I am your horse.
And now, the REAL STORY..............
When you are tense, let me teach you that there are lions in the woods,
and we need to leave NOW.
When you are short tempered, let me teach you how to walk around the
pasture for an hour before you can catch me.
When you are short sighted, let me teach you to figure out where,
exactly, in the 40 acres I am hiding.
When you are quick to react let me teach you that herbivore's kick MUCH
faster than omnivores.
When you are angry, let me teach you how well I can stand on my hind
feet, because I don't FEEL like cantering on my right lead today, that's
When you are worried, let me entertain you with my mystery lameness, GI
complaint, and skin disease.
When you feel superior, let me teach you that, mostly, you are the maid
When you are self-absorbed let me teach you to PAY ATTENTION. I TOLD you
about those lions in the woods.
When you are arrogant, let me teach you what 1200 lbs. of YAHOO-let's-go
event horse can do when suitably inspired.
When you are lonely, let me be your companion. Let's do lunch. Also,
breakfast and dinner.
When you are tired, don't forget the 600 lbs. of grain that needs to be
"Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one's horse as he
is leaping." --Augustus Hare
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