Saturday, November 20, 2010
Paranoid Righties Hiding In a Bomb Shelter
I was more bored than a Libertarian watching the Fox Business
channel. I've figured out why Caucasians' skin is so white:
they are in a perpetual state of fear. Why do you think there are so
many horror movies? White people love fear. It's a fetish, if you
will. Why do you think that Hellion, Glenn Beck, is so successful? He
feeds the fear day--after day! If Beck was back in 16th Century Salem,
he would be what was known as a "General witch hunter."
He'd be in the village square, on a soapbox, yelling about how
witchcraft was ruining the colony! Fear has been propagated beginning
with witches, to Jews, then to communists, and currently all the way to
Gays and Muslims!
Well, the enterprising segment of the white race thought
that fear could be very profitable. They made a mountain of money from
the "Red Scare." By the 1950s, the Soviet Union was falling
apart. But, guess who built them back up? That's right: the U.S.
Right wing! While listening to them, you would think that Russia was
some monstrous juggernaught! But truth be known, The USSR was just
another third world toilet! Night after night, the media would show the
same stock footage of May Day parades in Moscow, with missiles on wheels
and red army soldiers goose-stepping in front of Soviet Generals as they
saluted! This put the fear of God into White middle class America. Not
only did the defense industry prosper, but the construction business
boomed! Building tract homes? Yeah
the honest ones did; but the
exploitative contractors built underground bomb shelters! The idea
behind them was that, when the USA got engaged in a nuclear shoot-out
with Russia, the citizenry could survive in their own underground bomb
shelter for 10 years, until the radiation from nuclear fallout subsided.
One would have to live on dehydrated food and retain a giant vat of
water. Many of these cold war relics still exist in people's back
Well, now the fear profiteers are back! Glenn Beck is
selling survivalist food on his cable T.V. show! The whole Right wing
survivalist fad is returning. It's the same crap we heard back in
the 50's and the 90's! The New World Order, the collapse of the
American dollar, homosexuals having sex in the streets, communist Jews
confiscating your guns, lesbian Muslims giving abortions to your
daughter (although she's not pregnant) and Catholics making you go
to confession (even though you're a Protestant). The whole shit
house is coming down! So go stock up on guns and ammo, food, and
surveillance equipment. Have we seen this movie before? Is this the Red
Scare, Part 2??
We've got Glenn Beck telling us to be prepared. "A
Boy Scout is always prepared," he taunts. You should always have a
first aid kit, even if society isn't breaking down. When I think of
Glenn Beck, I think of the story about the old man with the long white
hair and beard, who held the sign that read, "The end of the world
is near!" For years he stood on the same street corner, holding that
sign. Then one day in 1952, a speeding hotrod turned the corner where
he stood, jumped the curb, and killed the old man. Well, he was
rightthe world did come to an endfor him.
That exemplifies the super-ego. The Super Egotist believes
that the entire world feels the way he does. He wants to bring the
whole world to his paranoiac level. He thinks everyone should feel as
scared as he does. Glenn Beck thinks of himself as some type of Paul
Revere, but we all know he is a village idiot. A rich village idiot!
God Bless America!
Here is a nice ballad
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