According to the same author that found "Software Patterns" in the CMM:
RUP + Agile = AUP!! (Agile Unified Process)
... but my type checker says the abstractions RUP and Agile can't be
added or unified! Therefore,
| = Agile - if you are doing all-at-once is not RUP!
RUP + Agile = | or (and stricly exclusive or)
| = RUP - If you are doing phases is not agile
| i.e. If you are doing
| "defined software processes with roles"
| can't be agile!!!
So AUPch, and when "it hurts beyond comprehension" is more