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The Top 10 Reasons Mars Decided to Attack Earth

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  • donna williams
    The Top 10 Reasons Mars Decided to Attack Earth 10 We re sick and tired of you sending those stupid little robots! They messed up the sand works of some of
    Message 1 of 2 , Jan 1, 2006
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      The Top 10 Reasons Mars Decided to Attack Earth


      10> We're sick and tired of you sending those stupid little
      robots! They messed up the sand works of some of our greatest
      artists!

      9> Physically disputing rights to the "Mars Bars" brand is
      cheaper than lawyers.

      8> To get some of them exotic *two*-breasted women!

      7> It's obvious you humans have no idea how to take care of
      your planet. So we'll make sure it's no longer an issue.

      6> The unfortunate misconception that Ray Walston was executed.

      5> It was a slow Sunday afternoon, no games were on and the wife
      wanted the crater cleaned out. So, what the heck, we attacked
      Earth.

      4> A Mars Rover apparently ran over somebody's really, really
      slow-moving pet.

      3> They misinterpreted the cancellation of "Enterprise" as the
      dismantling of Earth's space defenses.

      2> Because 9-year-old Charles Thomas of Riverside, California
      didn't eat his peas last night. That's right, Charles, it's
      because of YOU.


      and the Number 1 Reason Mars Decided to Attack Earth...


      1> They were insulted that after years of sending diplomatic
      missions, we finally responded with two envoy robots, but
      neither was equipped with the proper ambassadorial anal probe.





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    • Allen Smith
      I thought one reason they attacked was to complete their set of Mars Attacks cards. Allen Smith donna williams wrote: The Top 10
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        I thought one reason they attacked was to complete their set of Mars Attacks cards.

        Allen Smith

        donna williams <dingdong1821970@...> wrote:

        The Top 10 Reasons Mars Decided to Attack Earth


        10> We're sick and tired of you sending those stupid little
        robots! They messed up the sand works of some of our greatest
        artists!

        9> Physically disputing rights to the "Mars Bars" brand is
        cheaper than lawyers.

        8> To get some of them exotic *two*-breasted women!

        7> It's obvious you humans have no idea how to take care of
        your planet. So we'll make sure it's no longer an issue.

        6> The unfortunate misconception that Ray Walston was executed.

        5> It was a slow Sunday afternoon, no games were on and the wife
        wanted the crater cleaned out. So, what the heck, we attacked
        Earth.

        4> A Mars Rover apparently ran over somebody's really, really
        slow-moving pet.

        3> They misinterpreted the cancellation of "Enterprise" as the
        dismantling of Earth's space defenses.

        2> Because 9-year-old Charles Thomas of Riverside, California
        didn't eat his peas last night. That's right, Charles, it's
        because of YOU.


        and the Number 1 Reason Mars Decided to Attack Earth...


        1> They were insulted that after years of sending diplomatic
        missions, we finally responded with two envoy robots, but
        neither was equipped with the proper ambassadorial anal probe.





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