garb for my persona
- After numerous conversations with the male populace of my fair
Barony: I have been forced to accept the personality of my persona.
But I need aid in getting dressed. I have decided with much
trepidation that I must accept the fact that I,Gunthar (still
fighting about my last name) am a German Mercenary of the 16th
century (my spell check can't find that Land schen thingy)...
I have accepted that I feel comfortable in loud, obnoxious, even
garish clothing. I have also accepted my feminine side in the need
for hosen, preferably striped or even spiral (but definitely parti-
colored). I even somewhat look forward to wearing large plumes of
feathers atop my hat and have almost come to grips with forcing
everyone to notice my (insert favorite adjective here) cod piece.
I supposed what I am looking for is a pattern...nay even a
photo...something to get me started on my way to Technicolor hell.
I look forward to the day when people stop me and ask that simple
question: "How many batteries does that garb take?" And I can
reply, "It's solar powered!"
Yours Truly, in Service,