Re: (over-)Doing Japanese...
> Take two bottles of Guinness and watch a football game. IfI'm well and truly sunk then, Sister Ed. My beloved is a microbrewer
> you don't feel a little more congealed when the game's over,
> switch to soaps, sitcoms, or (if you can get it) Politically
> Incorrect reruns.
> Under no circumstance allow *any* Monty Python, Japanime, or
> minstrels into your sensory range - hit the local sports bar
> if you have to. (Take your garb off.) If you have no
> mundanes to wear, go to The Gap or TJ Maxx, not CostPlus or
> Pier 1. Avoidance of anything weird, Japanese, or medieval
> is *paramount* during initial phase of treatment.
> If this occurs outside of football season, you can
> substitute baseball (especially Chicago Cubs), basketball,
> or checkers. May require a second application. In this
> case, cut the dose of Guinness in half for the repeat.
> After that, switch to Old Milwaukee or diet Coke, and start
> with the soaps, sitcoms or P.I. reruns.
> *Note: Eating Bugles or mac-and-cheese is said to help but
> this is not medically proven. It may just serve to offset
> the acidity of the bheer or Coke.
and a SCA court herald. I fear I cannot escape good beer and bad
puns without retreating to a mountain monastery...