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  • Kass McGann
    ... I m well and truly sunk then, Sister Ed. My beloved is a microbrewer and a SCA court herald. I fear I cannot escape good beer and bad puns without
    Message 1 of 2 , Jan 19, 2001
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      > Take two bottles of Guinness and watch a football game. If
      > you don't feel a little more congealed when the game's over,
      > switch to soaps, sitcoms, or (if you can get it) Politically
      > Incorrect reruns.
      >
      > Under no circumstance allow *any* Monty Python, Japanime, or
      > minstrels into your sensory range - hit the local sports bar
      > if you have to. (Take your garb off.) If you have no
      > mundanes to wear, go to The Gap or TJ Maxx, not CostPlus or
      > Pier 1. Avoidance of anything weird, Japanese, or medieval
      > is *paramount* during initial phase of treatment.
      >
      > If this occurs outside of football season, you can
      > substitute baseball (especially Chicago Cubs), basketball,
      > or checkers. May require a second application. In this
      > case, cut the dose of Guinness in half for the repeat.
      > After that, switch to Old Milwaukee or diet Coke, and start
      > with the soaps, sitcoms or P.I. reruns.
      >
      > *Note: Eating Bugles or mac-and-cheese is said to help but
      > this is not medically proven. It may just serve to offset
      > the acidity of the bheer or Coke.

      I'm well and truly sunk then, Sister Ed. My beloved is a microbrewer
      and a SCA court herald. I fear I cannot escape good beer and bad
      puns without retreating to a mountain monastery...

      Fujiwara
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