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  • Salman Sher Mohammad
    1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example. Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter. 2) Its funny when
    Message 1 of 28 , Feb 18, 2006
      1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
      Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter. 

      2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
      It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself". 
       
      3) What is a girl friend?
      Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends. 
       
      4)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest
      waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
      supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

      Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
      Falls?"



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